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		<title>M-a-s-o-l-i, Like The Football Player</title>
		<link>http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2010/03/16/m-a-s-o-l-i-like-the-football-player/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 19:43:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Cattermole</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police have released the 911 call from Max Wolfard of SAE. My favorite part is the girl in the background when she finds out the laptop was stolen by Masoli.  Below is the video from Downtown Eugene News.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Police have <a href="http://kezi.com/news/local/166180">released the 911</a> call from Max Wolfard of SAE. My favorite part is the girl in the background when she finds out the laptop was stolen by Masoli.  Below is the video from Downtown Eugene News.</p>
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		<title>Does anyone know how to teach 9th grade English?</title>
		<link>http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2010/03/16/does-anyone-know-how-to-teach-9th-grade-english/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Celia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Central Falls School Superintendent Frances Gallo fired a total of 94 teachers, administrators and assistants on Feb. 22 because of poor student performance.
With a graduation rate of less than 50 percent and abysmal standardized testing scores, Gallo implemented the “turnaround” model of reform or, the removal of all staff.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Central Falls School Superintendent Frances Gallo <a href="http://www.projo.com/education/content/central_falls_teachers.1_02-13-10_A8HEI7Q_v61.3a65218.html">fired</a> a total of 94 teachers, administrators and assistants on Feb. 22 because of poor student performance.</p>
<p>With a graduation rate of less than 50 percent and abysmal standardized testing scores, Gallo implemented the “turnaround” model of reform or, the removal of all staff.</p>
<p>The firings come after the teachers’ union rejected six conditions Gallo presented to improve the school.  Those conditions were: extending the school day by 25 minutes, requiring teachers to tutor students weekly for one hour before or after school, eating lunch with students once a week, undergoing more rigorous evaluations, meeting once a week for 90 minutes to discuss education and planning, and attending two weeks of paid professional development in the summer.</p>
<p>Other than the professional development, extra compensation did not accompany the proposed conditions.</p>
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<p>“I am saddened and shaken at the core by the enormous ramifications of my responsibilities,” Gallo said. “The only solace I have is that I know I provided every opportunity possible, in fully public and transparent ways, the means to avoid this.”</p>
<p>Has she?  Is there no other way to remedy the situation? The superintendent was asking for about five more hours of the teachers’ week without offering any additional pay.  An agreement could have been reached had she been willing to compromise on reasonable compensation.</p>
<p>Teacher Shelia Lawless-Burke said it is not necessarily about the pay but about the rigid stance of the superintendent on cooperation.  “It’s all about the politics,” she said, “about making Fran Gallo look good. The issue is having the right to negotiate. Once we allow the superintendent to get her foot in the door, where will it stop?”</p>
<p>Of the approximated 1000 students, only 55 percent are skilled at reading and seven percent are proficient at math.  When student performance is this awful, something should be done. But is it solely the fault of teachers, as Gallo believes?</p>
<p>&#8220;Where are the parents?&#8221; Beatriz Rosa, parent of a 14-year-old Central   Falls freshman said. &#8220;I think the parents are half responsible for what&#8217;s going on.&#8221;</p>
<p>Rosa said parents are just as accountable for student performance as teachers.  She also said that she frequently sees high school students wandering around downtown during the day.<strong></strong></p>
<p>It is a common misconception that teachers are solely responsible for the accomplishments, or lack thereof, of students.  A closer look at parents and the students themselves is required.  “It’s not fair,” said mother, Angela Perez. “They shouldn’t be punished because the students are lazy.” Sometimes kids just don’t want to learn.</p>
<p>Blame is incredibly easy to place on someone else.  Gallo demonstrates this to the highest extreme.  She has been superintendent of the district for only three years and is already making ridiculous changes.  She needs to take a good look at the consequences of her actions.  While improvement of the struggling school is important, it is likely the students will suffer.</p>
<p>“It’s sad,” said Jessica Lemur, a senior. “They stay when we need help. They love us. I was shocked when I heard the rumors.”</p>
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		<title>UO tennis courts vandalized</title>
		<link>http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2010/03/15/uo-tennis-courts-vandalized/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 01:47:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dane</dc:creator>
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This photograph was taken of the tennis courts on the back side of the turf fields. Looks like someone is really sticking it to the man by defacing public property&#8211;property that everyone&#8217;s money will go to help clean up.
Great job, activists. You&#8217;ve sincerely shown just how little you understand.
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<p>This photograph was taken of the tennis courts on the back side of the turf fields. Looks like someone is really sticking it to the man by defacing public property&#8211;property that everyone&#8217;s money will go to help clean up.</p>
<p>Great job, activists. You&#8217;ve sincerely shown just how little you understand.</p>
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		<title>UO dorm vandalized</title>
		<link>http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2010/03/14/uo-dorm-vandalized/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 21:26:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dane</dc:creator>
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Oregon Commentator/Kiefer VerSteegh
This image was taken from one of the outer walls of Bean West, near the Hamilton complex. Apparently somebody thought that the dorms (or the university) was much like that of a repressive regime. Does that mean that Dick Lariviere is comparable to Stalin? According to the meaningful social commentary spray-painted on a [...]]]></description>
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<h6>Oregon Commentator/Kiefer VerSteegh</h6>
<p>This image was taken from one of the outer walls of Bean West, near the Hamilton complex. Apparently somebody thought that the dorms (or the university) was much like that of a repressive regime. Does that mean that Dick Lariviere is comparable to Stalin? According to the meaningful social commentary spray-painted on a college dormitory in Oregon, yes. Yes he is.</p>
<p>No word yet on finding the perpetrators. Must solve other spray paint-related crimes first.</p>
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		<title>Sunday Best</title>
		<link>http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2010/03/14/sunday-best-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 16:59:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a guy who hasn&#8217;t lived up to his full potential.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s a guy who hasn&#8217;t lived up to his full potential.</p>
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		<title>This is only going to go downhill [Update]</title>
		<link>http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2010/03/13/this-is-only-going-to-go-downhill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 23:45:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dane</dc:creator>
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Was sent this e-mail from a group called College Grievance Consulting. In part, here&#8217;s what it said.
College Grievance Consulting is a newly formed organization of former ASUO members that would like to help the elections process this Spring. These individuals are willing to anonymously use their time to produce both grievances and responses to submit [...]]]></description>
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<p>Was sent this e-mail from a group called College Grievance Consulting. In part, here&#8217;s what it said.</p>
<blockquote><p>College Grievance Consulting is a newly formed organization of former ASUO members that would like to help the elections process this Spring. These individuals are willing to anonymously use their time to produce both grievances and responses to submit to the Constitution Court. By anonymously working for any and every campaign, we will be able to communicate fairly with the individual parties involved.</p></blockquote>
<p>Former students meddling in college politics? This is obviously going to go well.</p>
<p>7PM Update:<br />
This group sent out an e-mail saying they don&#8217;t exist anymore.</p>
<blockquote><p>We regret to inform you that our organization will no longer be operating in the UofO. Upon recieving our first request, internal power struggles, social inadequacies, and infighting at our group has led to our demise. While we all wish that we could work on henalf of the morally just, or group can no longer function as is. We appreciate all of the support we have recieved, and look forward to a possible comeback maybe.</p></blockquote>
<p>Maybe they&#8217;re secretly going to exist while lurking in the shadows. </p>
<p>Man, I could not care less.</p>
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		<title>Sources: ASUO candidate Rousseau violates campaign rules</title>
		<link>http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2010/03/13/sources-asuo-candidate-rousseau-violates-campaign-rules/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 23:34:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An anonymous source from inside the ASUO is reporting that Amelie Rousseau, a candidate for ASUO President in the upcoming spring elections, has violated campaign rules by using the ASUO office to print campaign materials.
Signage is posted around the ASUO office and the entrances which tell candidates that there is to be no campaigning inside.
The [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An anonymous source from inside the ASUO is reporting that Amelie Rousseau, a candidate for ASUO President in the upcoming spring elections, has violated campaign rules by using the ASUO office to print campaign materials.</p>
<p>Signage is posted around the ASUO office and the entrances which tell candidates that there is to be no campaigning inside.</p>
<p>The source said that no grievance was scheduled to be filed, &#8220;She got reprimanded for it and paid for it.&#8221;</p>
<p>When asked who reprimanded Rousseau the source replied, &#8220;She is on [the ASUO executive] staff still. That makes her subject to who she works under.&#8221; Rousseau is the ASUO Executive&#8217;s events coordinator.</p>
<p>The source declined to comment on what happened to the aforementioned printed material saying only that it had been destroyed or thrown away.</p>
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		<title>Masoli and Embry plead guilty</title>
		<link>http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2010/03/12/masoli-and-embry-plead-guilty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 04:27:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dane</dc:creator>
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Embry and Masoli/KVAL
&#8220;So when my little brother comes to visit in April, does this mean I can take him to the Eugene prison to get his football signed?&#8221;
That was what my friend&#8217;s Facebook status read today. That particular person is from the state of New York, only further proving that the rest of the country [...]]]></description>
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<h6>Embry and Masoli/KVAL</h6>
<p>&#8220;So when my little brother comes to visit in April, does this mean I can take him to the Eugene prison to get his football signed?&#8221;</p>
<p>That was what my friend&#8217;s Facebook status read today. That particular person is from the state of New York, only further proving that the rest of the country thinks our football team is a bunch of losers.</p>
<p>Jeremiah Masoli plead guilty <a href="http://www.kval.com/news/local/87503362.html">today</a>, as I am sure you are all aware of. What does this mean now, as far as our football team goes? To be honest, I don&#8217;t particularly care (blasphemy!) What I am worried about, however, is the strain this puts on our school and our surrounding community. The comparisons have been ample, so I won&#8217;t go into depth here, but I assume the coming wave of displeasure will feel much like it did around the <a href="http://static.espn.go.com/nba/news/2003/0707/1577800.html">summer of 2003</a>.</p>
<p>Is it too cliche to wonder about the sense of &#8220;entitlement&#8221; our athletes have, what with the lavish surroundings Uncle Phil surrounds them with?  Masoli ran into <a href="http://www.dwightjaynes.com/some-news-about-jeremiah-masolis-background-and-its-not-pretty">legal trouble</a> in high school, and the fact that he was willing to again commit a crime&#8211;this time with so much more to lose as an adult and as the face of a team that is sponsored by the world&#8217;s largest shoe company&#8211;is absolutely inexplicable.</p>
<p>There are so many consequences to Masoli&#8217;s actions, much farther reaching than I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;s imagined up until now. The state of Oregon, Eugene, even Phil Knight&#8217;s contributions to the University could be affected Masoli&#8217;s lust for musical instrumentation.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m also curious about how the rest of the student-athletes feel, especially from the football team. I highly doubt any of them would talk (for &#8220;brotherhood&#8221; or from simply being muzzled by the AD) but I&#8217;m sure that many of them, upstanding individuals, feel like they are now unfairly painted with the same colors as Masoli, James, Beard and Embry.</p>
<p>Good thing Spring Break is coming up. We all need some rest from this insanity.</p>
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		<title>ASUO Elections 2010: Ass Shit University of Oranges</title>
		<link>http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2010/03/12/ass-shit-university-of-oranges/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It looks like the ASUO elections season is starting to heat up, and Cpt. Lesiak hasn&#8217;t even made anyone walk the plank yet (his proposed Executive punishment for waste of student dollars). The Students for Responsible Government, a group that has existed for some time, seems rather angry about Tomcat&#8217;s article. Here&#8217;s what they had [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It looks like the ASUO elections season is starting to heat up, and Cpt. Lesiak hasn&#8217;t even made anyone walk the plank yet (his proposed Executive punishment for waste of student dollars). The Students for Responsible Government, a group that has existed for some time, seems rather angry about <a href="http://www.dailyemerald.com/group-aspires-to-keep-candidates-accountable-1.1266213">Tomcat&#8217;s article</a>. Here&#8217;s what they had to say in an e-mail.</p>
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<blockquote><p>In response to today&#8217;s ODE article:</p>
<p>The Students For Resonsible Government (SRG) is appalled by the copy-cat, phony organization called Students for Honest Campaigning (SHC). This disengenious group represents the very worst of ASUO politics.  It appears that SHC is nothing more than an extension of Rousseau et al&#8217;s bid for ASUO Executive, with ties to special interest organization OSPIRG (Zahn is a former campaign manager for OSPIRG&#8211; and Rousseau&#8217;s running mate is an active member of the organization).  This is truly disgusting.</p>
<p>As to why the Oregon Daily Emerald acknoleweged SHC, we remain dumfounded and confused: Perhaps Rousseau&#8217;s boyfriend, former ODE ASUO politics reporter Robert D&#8217;Andrea, played a role in this conflict of interest arrangement??</p>
<p>Despite this horrific course of events, we remain to committed to our mission and purpose. We hope that that the student body  recognizes SHC for nothing more than dishonest ASUO campaign tactics.<br />
Regards,</p>
<p>SRG</p></blockquote>
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<p>While I have doubts about Robert D&#8217;Andrea secretly masterminding an ASUO elections campaign and its subsequent media coverage (too much chest hair) I would have to agree with the fact that since OSPIRG has a ballot measure in the elections, members of a &#8220;watchdog group&#8221; with strong ties to OSPIRG does seem to be quite a conflict of interest.</p>
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<p>At this point in time, I&#8217;d like to reassure our readers that the <em>Oregon Commentator</em> indeed intends to monitor our own candidate, <a href="http://www.dailyemerald.com/news/buccaneer-candidate-faces-critics-1.1223535">Cpt. Peter Freedom Lesiak</a>, and make sure he stays true to his campaign points: searching for booty, chugging grog and bedding wenches.</p>
<p>CJ asked in a comment section of another blog post what everyone thought the over/under for grievances will be for the ASUO elections.  Be sure to post your answer in the comments section here (even if you&#8217;re right, we all lose).</p>
<p>In other news, we got a copy of the <a href="../pdf/ASUO.xls">ASUO elections filing list</a>. It&#8217;s long but the best part is at number 6, right at the top, where Cpt. Lesiak stands as the second listed candidate for ASUO President.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.oregoncommentator.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/pete21.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-7344" style="border: 2px solid black;" title="pete2" src="http://www.oregoncommentator.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/pete21-1024x312.jpg" alt="" width="614" height="187" /></a></p>
<p>I&#8217;m wondering how it felt for the person who made this spreadsheet to have to grudgingly write in <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOa_YMOzEGQ">&#8220;The Cast of Muppet Treasure Island&#8221;</a> into the Captain&#8217;s campaign manager slot. I bet it stung.</p>
<p>More importantly, this elections season is going to be interesting seeing as how everything has been shortened up a week. I have finals so I&#8217;ll be studying followed by drinking next week. I figured I&#8217;d leave you all with a bang. Enjoy.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.oregoncommentator.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/explosion.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-7342" style="border: 2px solid black;" title="explosion" src="http://www.oregoncommentator.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/explosion.jpg" alt="" width="373" height="288" /></a></p>
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		<title>UO Senate passes anti-Pacifica resolution, I yawn</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:06:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just received an email from the UO Senate President (not to be confused with the ASUO Senate, which is comprised of students) announcing the passing of an anti-Pacifica Forum resolution. In essence, here&#8217;s what it was all about.
The University Senate denounces in the strongest possible terms the hateful speech that is frequently expressed at the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just received an email from the UO Senate President (not to be confused with the ASUO Senate, which is comprised of students) announcing the passing of an anti-Pacifica Forum <a href="http://www.uoregon.edu/~uosenate/dirsen090/US090-14.html">resolution</a>. In essence, here&#8217;s what it was all about.</p>
<blockquote><p>The University Senate denounces in the strongest possible terms the hateful speech that is frequently expressed at the Pacifica Forum and deplores the pseudo-debates that Pacifica Forum portrays as serious intellectual inquiry, and the University Senate will publicize this stand widely throughout the University community.</p></blockquote>
<p>Now that that&#8217;s out of the way, does anyone want to talk about how water bottles are bad? Or maybe about Duck athletes getting into trouble? I&#8217;m bored.</p>
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