ASUO Slogan Contest
Drew announced in a previous blog post that we were going to hold a slogan contest for the ASUO, but I wanted to get a separate comments column going for it. In case you haven’t heard, the ASUO is in the middle of a re-branding effort, and is looking for a new slogan.
Best slogan in the comments section gets a free Sudsy t-shirt. Even if you want to apply anonymously, please be sure to type in your correct e-mail into the comment form so that we can contact you.
“Sudsy tested, President appoved.”
I’ll start it off:
“The ASUO–Bolstering the resumes of average students applying to graduate school since 1970.”
I thought the original asuo icon was pretty spot on – I mean, what better way to envision student government than a big, smoldering crater devoid of intelligent life?
How about this: “The ASUO – Home of the McDisasterFuck”
or,
“The ASUO (the branch of student government – not the drinking game)”
mine was: “ASUO: Don’t Hate Us for Hating Hate!”
With regards to the newest ASUO logo proposal:
“The ASUO – nuking your student fees one program at a time”
I originally thought of “A-S-You-Blow”, but that is too easy.
So, I went with the more fiscally oriented/obligation take:
“A-S-You-Owe”
A-S-Shit-Show also came to mind.
The ASUO, making irrelevant racists relevant.
This is fun.
Your ASUO, one step below having real power, one step above you; we do what we want.
The ASUO ability to lead, the charisma not to.
Where did your i-fee go?
ASUO Student Government- changing the course of your education one bureaucratic mess at a time.
What can the ASUO Senate not do for you?
The ASUO
Cost of getting elected: $3,000-$15,000
Cost to students: $12 million and rising
Future job at OSA: Priceless.
The ASUO: Where you only have to spend a few thousand dollars to mismanage millions.
The ASUO: (wanking motion)
The ASUO, How Many of You Actually Care?
ASUO: Nice kids doing the best they can.
Amidoinitrite?
ASUO: Smugness Never Felt This Good
ASUO in 1984
ASUO : We’re white privilege, but we’re sorry about it
ASUO: We Spend Your Money Because You Deserve It
ASUO: “We are some cocky, smooth motherfuckers.”
ASUO: Because “value subtracted” should have the same rights as “value added.”
ASUO: Screwing you today for a better résumé.
ASUO: “Government” for kids!
ASUO: Practicing for Big Government
ASUO: Playing politics with your money.
ASUO: Kid-tested, moron approved.
ASUO: Because it’s not your money, right?
ASUO: You didn’t have a use for $600/year anyway.
ASUO: Jobfare for trustafarians.
ASUO: Spending your money, so you don’t have to!
ASUO: $12 million/yr gets you ?
ASUO: (1) Take $12+ million. (2) ???. (3) Loss.
ASUO: Taxation without competent representation.
ASUO: Because a hundred bad ideas is better than a few good ones.
ASUO: Spending your money for fun and job experience!
ASUO: Because your money really can evaporate.
ASUO: We put the “in” in “incompetence.”
ASUO: Proving that even the village idiot can get into college.
ASUO: Better than raking leaves.
The ASUO – Making forced sodomy seem like the better choice.
Okay two more:
The ASUO: Preparing students for the real world, politicians really are this asinine.
THe ASUO: Changing lives for the better, ours not yours.
ASUO: Most of our Ducks are quacks.
ASUO: Apathy is a right, but I really don’t care.
The ASUO: Wasting Money You Could’ve Spent On Beer
The ASUO: Is Anyone Not Making Fun of Us?
ASUO: Providing the useless stories that The ODEs lazy reporters have survived on for decades
ASUO: because who wouldn’t want to work for OSA?
ASUO: what’s on your agenda?
ASUO: who wants some free football tickets?
ASUO: new year, same shit, different pile
ASUO : Building the Pointless Anti-Globalization Protest Agitators of Tomorrow!
Best. Comment. Thread. Ever.
Keep it up. Drew and I are trying to figure out when to call an end to the contest. Sometime this next week!
ASUO: Never Failing to Live Down to Your Standards
ASUO: Spending your money $1.66 at a time
ASUO: Thanks for the 12 million! It makes us relevant
ASUO: your fees are spent sustainably………on some drowning polar bears
ASUO: Because we can’t pay for trips to Hawaii, the Virgin Islands or New Orleans ourselves
ASUO: Ass Shit University of Oranges
ASUO: We re-registered so many students to vote!
ASUO: Sloppy as hell since Bobby Lee
ASUO: Who needs friends when someone will pretend to like me when I give them your money
ASUO: Because UO was supposed to be shitty
ASUO: If I can only reach down into this elevator shaft and grab that…errrrr….almost…..Oh god…..noooooo…..YAAAarreaaah….(splat)
My favorite so far:
ASUO: Taxation without competent representation.
ASUO: minority rights over majority rule.
ASUO: Phil Knight won’t even give us money.
ASUO: Front row seat to the greatest clusterfuck shitshow on earth. Price of admission, your soul.
ASUO: Come in happy, leave hopeless.
ASUO: Fear, not hope.
ASUO: Yes we can, but we sure as fuck won’t.
ASUO: The only thing we have to fear is ourselves.
That last one by me, uh, wasn’t me, by the way.
Front of the shirt says: “Show me your ASUO face!”
Back of the shirt has an image of The Scream with a ‘mushroom cloud’ (aka new ASUO symbol) photoshopped into the background of the painting.
Shut up CJ…you imposter!!!
Hop onto Apple’s bandwagon with:
The iFee 2.ASUO: Not PC? Now there’s an App for that!
ASUO: we represent shit
Cesspool Of Corrupt Kids
Screaming Useless Crap; Killing Education & Reason
ASUO: the best job that Emma Kallaway will EVER get
A Self-important Unrepresentative Organization
ASUO: Nazis are bad. Also racism
Cheerio- great slogan! The first letters spell out: “Cock Sucker”
ASUO: Maybe aristocracy is the way to go after all.
ASUO: The live action version of Catch-22.