Comments on: Duck-Fondlers, Highlighter Shortages, and Acid Flashbacks: Why Your Team Sucks

By: Arizona>Oregon

Arizona>Oregon — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:13:03 +0000

Reading these comments is like reading the one star reviews of To Kill a Mockingbird on Amazon.

http://www.amazon.com/Kill-Mockingbird-Harper-Lee/product-reviews/0060935464/ref=cm_cr_pr_hist_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&filterBy=addOneStar

You’re absolutely right BudG. Oregon weed is good, and come Saturday Arizona’s gonna smoke you.

By: plesiak

plesiak — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:19:14 +0000

God Dammit Drew,

I’m from New Jersey and how dare you compare New Jersey to that Sandstuffed Shit Hole of a state. Go to New Jersey and you’ll see how awesome it is. Go to Arizona and you’ll still see how lame it is. Cactus Fuckers…

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Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:23:34 +0000

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By: AZDesertDuck

AZDesertDuck — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:27:48 +0000

Ducks are coming to Tucson to put on a show. I’m glad its going to be sold out so all of the UofA fans can get a good look at their team getting whooped!!! I’ll be at the game myself sporting my Duck colors and if any of you UofA fans start to feel a little froggy… Jump!!!!

By: CJ Ciaramella

CJ Ciaramella — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 06:14:58 +0000

Do you really think that if Oregon played Boise St. right now that Boise would win? Did you get kicked in the head by a mule when you were a kid?

AIso, we’re talking about Arizona and Oregon. I know you Boise St. guys are pretty pumped about running the table on Yokel University and whoever else is in the WAC, but we’re trying to have a conversation about the big boy conference here.

By: OregonSucks

OregonSucks — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:40:26 +0000

Oregon SUCKS! That’s right, you got butt-fucked on national television TWICE by Boise State. And if you ‘let’ us play again we’ll make it three times in a row.

// Bitches

By: Dane

Dane — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:06:46 +0000

There’s no worries here. Obviously Carly’s right–everyone is simply jealous that we’re Nike’s baby and not them. Our jersey changes are a sign of luxury and wealth–jealousy is an ugly emotion, especially on the part of the Arizona kids. Additionally, I’m not sorry we gave the world Joey Harrington. The guy finished his college career with a 25-3 record and a legitimate hold of a national championship. On Arizona’s part, they’ve got red, white and blue jerseys. Man, that color scheme is fresh as hell!

The only thing good about that state is Steve Nash, and he’s Canadian.

By: Carly

Carly — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:27:26 +0000

Aww, that was kind of cute. Basically, all you’ve got is that you don’t like our uniforms or our mascot and we lost to Boise. Everyone has lost to Boise this season (not that I think that’s ok, I hate them and their stupid blue field). Our uniforms are great. Oh, and when was the last time your mascot beat the crap out of another mascot? As far as I’m concerned, Arizona blows (Tuscon is hell on earth) and Oregon is awesome. Go duuuuucks!!!!

By: BudG

BudG — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:08:24 +0000

Bottom line, best damn weed on earth. So STFU.