The Athiarchists and OSPIRG: A Few of My Least Favorite Things
Look what popped into the Commentator inbox today:
Were coming back this saturday!! Another concert in support of OSPIRG…11AM…same place as before…This is us calling out all the big talking students behind their computer screens, including ring leader CJ Ciaramella(that started the whole online blog battle by saying we were “Eugene’s crappiest metal band), all the people that said our fans were fat single mothers, anyone that was involved in the whole battle we went through last time we did this, anyone that made comments on my orange shorts, and my white pasty skin complexion?, that said we were eugene’s crappiest metal band and then back-peddled and said we were still better than 95% of the bands in Eugene, all the people that threatened us behind their computer screens, its on, lets battle global warming!!!
Just keep in mind, we never threatened anyone, we are just a happy heavy metal band, that has a severe dislike for uneducated public opinions, why don’t you come out and see for yourself?
The Athiarchists
athiarchist@gmail.com
Oh noes, we’ve been “called out!” Not only that, but we’ve been called out so much that “it’s on.” I’m not sure what this means, though. Pistol duel at ten paces? Scowly face contest? Furthermore, I’m not sure how calling The Athiarchists crappy is “threatening,” and I’m pretty sure I was in front of my computer screen. Oh, but I digress. My reply letter to The Athiarchists is after the jump.
Dear The Athiarchists,
Thank you for your thoughtful invitation. We always like to stay on top of events happening on campus, especially those involving groups we despise, like OSPIRG. I’m sure that, since you have a “severe dislike for uneducated public opinions,” you’ve educated yourself on OSPIRG. Therefore, you must know that they were recently defunded because no one likes them anymore. You obviously understand that they take student money off campus and use it for political lobbying. It’s way cool that you would choose to play a show in support of them anyways. Very metal, in a way. Y’know, like: “Hey this group is unethical and whatnot, but we don’t even care, man.” This shows that you have much fortitude and solidarity. Have fun battling global warming with detuned power chords. Most satanically yours,CJ Ciaramella
Ring Leader, Oregon Commentator
\m/ \m/P.S. We are excited to be “called out” but are unsure of what this specifically entails. If you could please tell us so we can properly “come out,” we would much appreciate it.
