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Obama’s Brother From Another Mother

The Telegraph is reporting that Obama has a half-brother living in a slum in Kenya. The Independent also picked up the story. Obama briefly mentioned his half-brother in one of his memoirs, describing him only as “beautiful boy with a rounded head.”

Do you guys wanna know the really weird part? The Onion broke this story last week.

6 Responses to “Obama’s Brother From Another Mother”

  1. Vincent Says:

    “Americans’ greatest moral failure in my lifetime has been that we still don’t abide by that basic precept in Matthew that whatever you do for the least of my brothers, you do for me.”

    -Barack Obama

  2. Chris Says:

    Annnnnd?

  3. Sakaki Says:

    I’ll send Barack’s brother $12. He’ll be able to live an extra year on that.

  4. Sean Says:

    At least we know Obama is…’genuine’…now.

    :-D

  5. Lee Says:

    Well imagine that, Obama has poor family in Kenya. Shocking.

    In other news McCains disfigured ex-wife is still trying to figure out why he left her for the heiress of a million dollar beer company…

  6. Vincent Says:

    I wonder how much money Senator Obama sends to his slum-dwelling relatives while he’s not busy hectoring Americans about how ungenerous they are before heading home to his expensive mansion in Hyde Park.

    Just wondering, is all.