Paris Hilton on the Offensive!
Okay, this is totally awesome:
Socialite Paris Hilton has made a spoof advertisement in response to a jibe by US presidential hopeful John McCain.
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Reclining on a chair in a swimming costume and gold stilettos, she said: “Thanks for the endorsement, white-haired dude.
“I want America to know that I’m, like, totally ready to lead.”
At the beginning of the star’s film, an announcer called Mr McCain “the oldest celebrity in the world, like super-old; old enough to remember when dancing was a sin and beer was served in a bucket”.
Hilton’s spoof also intersperses images of Mr McCain and Yoda from Star Wars and the cast of TV show The Golden Girls.
The 27-year-old suggested a hybrid of Mr McCain’s offshore oil-drilling plan and Mr Obama’s incentives for new energy technology.
“Energy crisis solved. I’ll see you at the debates,” she said.
A spokesman for Mr McCain’s campaign, Tucker Bounds, said: “Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan.”
This is officially turning into the most hillarious presidential campaign season ever.
