UO Slips in Party Rankings, Despite OC’s Best Efforts
The Princeton Review has just released it’s annual college rankings, and I have to say I am sorely disappointed. The UO didn’t even crack the top twenty party schools, and we only ranked 14 in the “reefer madness” category. Do you know which university was ranked #1 party school? Florida. That’s right, those asshats at Florida.
Ladies and gentlemen of the UO, our honor has been besmirched. Seriously, this is the campus where they filmed Animal House. I call on all students to redouble their efforts in the coming year and restore our rightful place as one of the top party schools in the nation.
P.S. Back in 2005, High Times ranked the UO as the number four school to get a “higher education.”
August 1st, 2008 at 4:55 am
LSU also isn’t in the top 20, so this list is pretty screwed up.
August 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 am
We also failed to make the “tree-hugging, birkenstock-wearing, clove-smoking vegetarians” list. When I was an undergrad, we were number 2 on that one.
I suppose the good news is, we didn’t make the “dorms like dungeons” list either, one we used to top.
August 2nd, 2008 at 5:07 pm
“You’re all worthless and weak.”
August 2nd, 2008 at 5:50 pm
You’re either referencing Animal House or a GWAR album. Either way, kudos.
August 3rd, 2008 at 8:41 am
Oh for sure referencing the Animal House. It applies in this situation.
Come on fellow students, consume just 5 more drinks per night and we’ll make that list yet!