10 Responses to “Found in Office”

1. CJ Ciaramella Says:
   July 29th, 2008 at 8:43 pm

   Don’t forget the Larouche book and the blowgun.

   Oh, and the Faith No More CD.

2. Vincent Says:
   July 30th, 2008 at 12:41 am

   This is turning into one kinky after-hours club!

3. Cims G Says:
   July 30th, 2008 at 9:38 am

   Well, you already have alcohol…

4. Sakaki Says:
   July 30th, 2008 at 11:34 am

   It’s all Ted’s fault.

5. Ian Says:
   August 1st, 2008 at 5:04 am

   I think I’m responsible for the LaRouche book, but I can’t take credit for the Out or Faith No More.

   And really, is there a more hilarious title anywhere than Children of Satan III: The Sexual Congress for Cultural Fascism? From a review:

   Decrying the “dumbing down,” of America that has turned a once healthy and Aristotle-quoting citizenry into a reality TV-watching herd of “human cattle,” for the meat-packing convenience of Cheney et al., President LaRouche’s education revitalization program would begin with mass book/film/CD burning and university shuttering.

   And then, education would be reconstructed along the basic ideas of the Pythagoreans, rejecting utterly the beast-man inducing philosophies of the Stoics, Eleatics, and those damned radical Euclidians–whose flawed geometry, Larouche says, was employed many centuries later to bolster the Cartesian ploy known as the a priori universe and then, aided and abetted by Thomas Hobbes, who “bans classical irony,” the CCF hypnotized baby boomers spawned Dick Cheney. This gives rise to post-Classical irony, which LaRouche for some reason fails to mention.

   LaRouche’s vision is for a strong America rooted in a well-led mercantile class and the traditional American values founded in Renaissance Italy. The nation-state, he says, is the best form of political organization humanely possible, so long, of course, as LaRouche is running it according to proper geometric and artistic principles. In order to keep the nation-state strong he proposes eliminating Karl Rove and Jane Fonda.

   To save ourselves from the fascists we have to start burning books. Connect the dots, man!

6. Sean Says:
   August 1st, 2008 at 9:19 am

   “In order to keep the nation-state strong he proposes eliminating Karl Rove and Jane Fonda.”

   I’m ok with this one.

7. Niedermeyer Says:
   August 1st, 2008 at 10:14 am

   You have to admire the, um, dedication it takes to bring the political discourse back to Euclidian geometry. I had never heard of LaRouche until I moved into that damn office, and his work definitely provided some much-needed entertainment.

   My personal fave is “Who’s Deceiving The Liberals” which we got a whole box of from some organization or another. The short answer to the titular question: Satan. I put the box outside the office with a “free humor” sign, and most of them were taken. I really hope we’ve held on to at least one copy.

8. Sean Says:
   August 1st, 2008 at 10:24 am

   I bet it was Aaron Polk. I’ve seen him reading that on multiple occasions.

9. Vincent Says:
   August 1st, 2008 at 10:28 am

   Ted:

   There is, in fact, still a copy of “Who’s Deceiving the Liberals” on the shelf.

10. Vincent Says:
    August 1st, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    What I want to know is who forgot to return this library book we found in the bookshelf, “Scarcity & Modernity” before they graduated. I assume they had to pay for it out of their student account.