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Insert “In Soviet Russia…” Joke Here

The Russians want to ban “emo”. 

You know, I hear St. Petersburg is nice this time of year…

16 Responses to “Insert “In Soviet Russia…” Joke Here”

  1. Deborah Bloom Says:

    Emo? Ha. They should be banning mullets.

  2. Ossie Says:

    Great idea. But won’t that just give the emo kids one more thing to be sad and droopy about?

    “My lifestyle is so depressing, it’s illegal. What a drag. Has anyone seen my black eyeliner?

  3. CJ Ciaramella Says:

    In Soviet Russia, eye lines you!

  4. Vincent Says:

    Ossie: Whatever. They can be sad and droopy while they’re out in the camps, hewing timber for Mother Russia.

  5. Vincent Says:

    Rain down, down, down.

  6. Ossie Says:

    In Soviet Russia, timber hews you!

  7. Vincent Says:

    Ahh what a country!

  8. Sean Says:

    In Soviet Russia, mullet bans you!

  9. Cims G Says:

    In America, you complain about not having enough money, in soviet Russia, we have no money!

    sorry for perpetuating stereotypes

  10. Vincent Says:

    They’ll drum you out of the Insurgent for even the merest whiff of perpetuating stereotypes, you know.

    Did you know that Yakov Smirnoff has his own theatre in Branson, Missouri?

  11. CJ Ciaramella Says:

    In Soviet Russia, stereotype perpetuates you!

  12. Sean Says:

    In Soviet Russia, joke overuses you!

  13. CJ Ciaramella Says:

    In Soviet Russia, white people hate Sean Jin!

  14. Sean Says:

    In America, too.

  15. Vincent Says:

    I like you, Sean.

    Sort of.

  16. Sean Says:

    In Soviet Russia, Sean sort of likes Vincent!