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Tobacco Might Help Fight Cancer

That’s right. According to some early studies, tobacco might help fight certain forms of lymphoma. Clearly, supporters of the smoking ban hate lymphoma patients.

7 Responses to “Tobacco Might Help Fight Cancer”

  1. Carly Erickson Says:

    Yes! Reason #27 to not quit smoking.

  2. CJ Ciaramella Says:

    I imagine numbers 1-26 are all “really does make you look a lot cooler.”

  3. Boobie Says:

    Looks like smoking cigarettes still causes cancer. Forget number 27, just stick to 1-26.

  4. Vincent Says:

    Boobie hates lymphoma patients and doesn’t want them to get well.

  5. Braden Says:

    Turns out cutting your feet off prevents athlete’s foot too.

  6. Timothy Says:

    You just get athlete’s stump instead, though

  7. CJ Ciaramella Says:

    Sometimes you get a nasty case of turf stump …