That’s right. According to some early studies, tobacco might help fight certain forms of lymphoma. Clearly, supporters of the smoking ban hate lymphoma patients.
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Yes! Reason #27 to not quit smoking.
I imagine numbers 1-26 are all “really does make you look a lot cooler.”
Looks like smoking cigarettes still causes cancer. Forget number 27, just stick to 1-26.
Boobie hates lymphoma patients and doesn’t want them to get well.
Turns out cutting your feet off prevents athlete’s foot too.
You just get athlete’s stump instead, though
Sometimes you get a nasty case of turf stump …
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The Summer Issue: Part 2
Yes! Reason #27 to not quit smoking.
I imagine numbers 1-26 are all “really does make you look a lot cooler.”
Looks like smoking cigarettes still causes cancer. Forget number 27, just stick to 1-26.
Boobie hates lymphoma patients and doesn’t want them to get well.
Turns out cutting your feet off prevents athlete’s foot too.
You just get athlete’s stump instead, though
Sometimes you get a nasty case of turf stump …