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UK’s Dirtiest Old Man Turns 112

Henry Allingham, one of the three survivors of World War I still alive in Britain, has just had his 112th birthday. A founding member of the RAF and a veteran of the battles of Jutland, the Somme, and Ypres, Mr. Allingham’s longevity is, by his own admission, the product of years of “cigarettes, whisky and wild women”.

The Commentator salutes Mr. Allingham as an example for us all.

13 Responses to “UK’s Dirtiest Old Man Turns 112”

  1. CJ Ciaramella Says:

    This man is an official Ol’ Polecat.

  2. jill gray Says:

    I take offense to calling my Grandfather the “dirtiest old man”. With all of his accomplishments, I think you could have found a better headline. What he said was in jest and not meant to be taken literally.

  3. Mwalsh Says:

    Don’t worry Jill, “dirtiest old man” is a compliment. His age is merely overwhelming proof of the anti-aging effects of living like a true man.

  4. Timothy Says:

    Somebody get this guy a Sudsy T-shirt.

  5. Carly Erickson Says:

    Cigarettes do make you live longer… I knew it.

  6. Michelle Haley Says:

    Yeah Carly you’re going to live forever.

  7. Ossie Says:

    My great grandpa smoked cigars until he was 100 and lived to be 106.

  8. T Says:

    “My great grandpa smoked cigars until he was 100 and lived to be 106.”

    So clearly you have a six-year life expectancy after you quit. Light up!

  9. katy Says:

    boys club

  10. Carly Erickson Says:

    I will live forever, ciggy in mouth.

  11. Vincent Says:

    Ain’t no one complaining.

  12. Lauren Says:

    DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Lauren Says:

    you rock dad! keep smoking!