Rumors say Hillary Coming to Campus
Word on the street is that Hillary Clinton is making a “surprise” visit to campus tomorrow. Nobody knows where; nobody knows when. My ultra-reliable sources say she will arrive as mysterious, black-masked avenger, swinging down from the chandelier, drawing her rapier and challenging scurrilous Obama supporters to defend their honor with steel. Or not. I’ll update this as more news comes in.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
The ants are marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:11 am
The Obama supporters can defend their honor with steel. We’ll just blow smoke in their faces and watch them scurry while crying “Instant Lung Cancer! AAAAAAH!”
May 16th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
So did this actually happen? I had a blue dress picked out and everything.
May 17th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Kai, it was Hillary coming to campus, not Bill. : ) You missed your blue dress event last week or something.