Do you need help with your hanging chad?
The statewide voting pamphlets have been mailed out recently. Inside, a letter from Secretary of State Bill Bradbury urges citizens to call a certain 800 number if they need voting assistance. However, rather than electoral information, callers are directed to a phone sex line. An automated voice promises callers “an exciting new way to go live one on one with hot . . . girls.” Bill Bradbury, you ‘ol polecat!
Hat tip to my mom for the story.
April 30th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
According to What’s Your Poo Telling You? The Hanging Chad is a particle of poo that sticks to your pubes. The more you know, right?
April 30th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
The revered dingleberry is brought into the twentyfirst century.