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Things that make my soul wither

1. People dressed in garbage.

I saw the garbage monsters walking down 13th today, beatboxing and telling people to recycle.

5 Responses to “Things that make my soul wither”

  1. Vincent Says:

    It’s the beatboxing that would’ve triggered my suicidal impulses.

  2. tham Says:

    He had two accomplices on campus today. There was some paper chick and a robot guy who tried to block my path as I walked. I’m all for helping out a good cause, but when that cause impedes my walking I become angry and annoyed. There has to be a better way to prove your point than to freak out the normal students trying to be educated.

  3. Vincent Says:

    Robots? Are we talking like… AWESOME-O or Terminator? Cuz if we’re talking AWESOME-O, you should’ve clocked that fucker and told him to stop being such a dick.

  4. Niedermeyer Says:

    aw, well gee fellas… Awesome-o is just about the greatest best friend a guy could have!

  5. Vincent Says:

    AWESOME-O WOULD ALSO LIKE SOME SUNNY D.