Comments on: Smoke-free Campus Survey http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2008/04/11/smoke-free-campus-survey/ Free Minds, Free Markets, Free Booze Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:32:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Vincent http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2008/04/11/smoke-free-campus-survey/#comment-98697 Vincent Wed, 16 Apr 2008 22:46:11 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2008/04/11/smoke-free-campus-survey/#comment-98697 Oh god, Aaron Shakra. I remember David Jagernauth and Joe Bechard as being pretty classic, too. Didn't Bechard have some anti-Thanksgiving piece that ended with him sobbing nude in his bath tub at the injustice of the world or something? Oh god, Aaron Shakra.

I remember David Jagernauth and Joe Bechard as being pretty classic, too. Didn’t Bechard have some anti-Thanksgiving piece that ended with him sobbing nude in his bath tub at the injustice of the world or something?

]]> By: Timothy http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2008/04/11/smoke-free-campus-survey/#comment-98696 Timothy Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:23:27 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2008/04/11/smoke-free-campus-survey/#comment-98696 This is not nearly as good as Aaron Shakra. This is not nearly as good as Aaron Shakra.

]]> By: Vincent http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2008/04/11/smoke-free-campus-survey/#comment-98695 Vincent Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:22:39 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2008/04/11/smoke-free-campus-survey/#comment-98695 This is riveting stuff. This is riveting stuff.

]]> By: marginalizer http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2008/04/11/smoke-free-campus-survey/#comment-98694 marginalizer Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:19:32 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2008/04/11/smoke-free-campus-survey/#comment-98694 Well Dave that's for you to decide . How many people in this area notice your weird Nike masterplanning sharkitects and critique their goals of pouring what remains of the Fairmount neighborhood in to a new urbanist waffle iron called "form based codes"? Once the segregated athlete Nike worship/storytelling center is opened we'll all be able to lock out the ordinary students and Commentator skeptics and stare out over the new O shaped zebrafish pond while sipping kool aid and discussing ways to keep the Nike cults crumbling brand propped up for eternity . Also the tattoo artist that visited the Nike world campus should be flown in so that disciples awaiting their swoosh ankle tattoos can be taken care of at the center. May the Nike Urban learning neighborhood renaissance begin ! Well Dave that’s for you to decide . How many people in this area notice your weird Nike masterplanning sharkitects and critique their goals of pouring what remains of the Fairmount neighborhood in to a new urbanist waffle iron called “form based codes”? Once the segregated athlete Nike worship/storytelling center is opened we’ll all be able to lock out the ordinary students and Commentator skeptics and stare out over the new O shaped zebrafish pond while sipping kool aid and discussing ways to keep the Nike cults crumbling brand propped up for eternity . Also the tattoo artist that visited the Nike world campus should be flown in so that disciples awaiting their swoosh ankle tattoos can be taken care of at the center. May the Nike Urban learning neighborhood renaissance begin !

]]> By: Frohnmayer http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2008/04/11/smoke-free-campus-survey/#comment-98686 Frohnmayer Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:51:19 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2008/04/11/smoke-free-campus-survey/#comment-98686 Zach Vishanoff, is that you? It's me, Dave. Phil and I are all coked up and lookin' to paint the town red, so I'd watch out. We're gonna drown some hookers in $100 bills and then plant a stadium full of nano-athletes on every square inch of this goddamn town. Just do it, baby! Zach Vishanoff, is that you?

It’s me, Dave. Phil and I are all coked up and lookin’ to paint the town red, so I’d watch out. We’re gonna drown some hookers in $100 bills and then plant a stadium full of nano-athletes on every square inch of this goddamn town. Just do it, baby!

]]> By: marginalize what you dont know http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2008/04/11/smoke-free-campus-survey/#comment-98683 marginalize what you dont know Tue, 15 Apr 2008 23:59:55 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2008/04/11/smoke-free-campus-survey/#comment-98683 Smoking is never allowed at the Nike world campus. Similiarly, as UO becomes more Nike worldly(and sustainable) and with Nike's architect's ultra modern masterplans for UO piling up smoking must be banned at uo to grow the Nike culture of health and big- mother knows best governance. There will be no smoking for the olympic trials . Just don't or else! Smoking is never allowed at the Nike world campus. Similiarly, as UO becomes more Nike worldly(and sustainable) and with Nike’s architect’s ultra modern masterplans for UO piling up smoking must be banned at uo to grow the Nike culture of health and big- mother knows best governance. There will be no smoking for the olympic trials . Just don’t or else!

]]> By: Carly http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2008/04/11/smoke-free-campus-survey/#comment-98661 Carly Mon, 14 Apr 2008 23:52:22 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2008/04/11/smoke-free-campus-survey/#comment-98661 This anti-smoking crap is awful. I'm all sorts of angry. This anti-smoking crap is awful. I’m all sorts of angry.

]]> By: Timbo http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2008/04/11/smoke-free-campus-survey/#comment-98660 Timbo Mon, 14 Apr 2008 23:08:17 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2008/04/11/smoke-free-campus-survey/#comment-98660 I was filling this out, but when I got to the part about "how much time do you spend on campus" 0 was not an option, so I stopped. I was filling this out, but when I got to the part about “how much time do you spend on campus” 0 was not an option, so I stopped.

]]> By: THUNDERLOVE http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2008/04/11/smoke-free-campus-survey/#comment-98594 THUNDERLOVE Sat, 12 Apr 2008 00:39:04 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2008/04/11/smoke-free-campus-survey/#comment-98594 I just recieved a call from Sam Dotterz. He won by four hundred votes I just recieved a call from Sam Dotterz. He won by four hundred votes

]]> By: Vincent http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2008/04/11/smoke-free-campus-survey/#comment-98590 Vincent Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:52:52 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2008/04/11/smoke-free-campus-survey/#comment-98590 A spring term Smoke-In would probably go off a lot better than the rainy fall-term one. In any case, making campus "smoke free" is impossible. It will never happen. There's no effective way to police it, and simply getting rid of places to dispose of cigarette butts like they did last time only led to having cigarette butts strewn all over the ground. Then again, if we hire a bunch more DPS officers whose job it is to roam campus issuing citations for smoking, the University could conceivably raise enough money to put a massive metal dome over campus to block out cancer-causing radiation from the sun! A spring term Smoke-In would probably go off a lot better than the rainy fall-term one.

In any case, making campus “smoke free” is impossible. It will never happen. There’s no effective way to police it, and simply getting rid of places to dispose of cigarette butts like they did last time only led to having cigarette butts strewn all over the ground.

Then again, if we hire a bunch more DPS officers whose job it is to roam campus issuing citations for smoking, the University could conceivably raise enough money to put a massive metal dome over campus to block out cancer-causing radiation from the sun!

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