Spring Break Open Thread
Alright, I know this is redundant since most of the comment threads on this blog veer wildly off topic anyways, but seeing as how it’s spring break and and the staff has scattered to the four winds, here’s your open thread. Go for it.
P.S. And as always, drunken belligerence, vitriol and Big Lebowski references are encouraged.
P.P.S. C’mon, all the cool blogs are doing it.
March 25th, 2008 at 3:57 am
Woo!
In 7 words or less describe your feelings about the new seven deadly sins!
“Accumulation of excessive wealth. Pot, Kettle Black?”
March 25th, 2008 at 9:43 am
I like how “setting yourself up as the final judge of human morality” didn’t quite make the cut…
March 25th, 2008 at 9:44 am
Now someone show me their titties!
SPRING BREAK!!!
March 25th, 2008 at 11:08 am
~Are these the Nazis, Walter?
~No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There’s nothing to be afraid of.
March 25th, 2008 at 11:27 am
“I like how “setting yourself up as the final judge of human morality” didn’t quite make the cut…”
We can always make an exception for you, Ted.
Your lifestyle makes me sick.
March 25th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Ugh. Don’t give me ANOTHER excuse to get demolished and post obscene song lyrics. This aggression will not stand, man.
March 25th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: “Okay. I will not move my ass”
Walter: “You idiot, you don’t have an ass!”
March 25th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
I meant didn’t make the cut for the new deadly sins.
But now that we’re talking about my lifestyle, yeah it’s pretty abhorrent. I get that all the time.
March 25th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
This isn’t an excuse, Vincent. This is an invitation.
March 25th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Now that we can get civil unions in Oregon, CJ, we should.
March 25th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Sorry, but I’m already betrothed to Drew “Thunderlove” Cattermole. You’ll have to duel for my hand in civil unionship.
March 25th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
I’ll get Grim Gnarlicon to go eviscerate that punk.
March 25th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
have a good spring break everybody!
March 26th, 2008 at 10:17 am
LA sucks. Hollywood is overrated.
I miss Oregon.
March 26th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Hollywood is a great place to go if you like tattoo parlors, 99 cent t-shirts and tranny hookers.
March 26th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Don’t forget coked out asshole wannabe rock stars who’re trying to be like Motley Crue was 20 years ago.
March 26th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
How is this for the next Sudsy Says:
“Tart Guacamole”
March 26th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
I don’t understand, but that doesn’t mean I’m necessarily against it.
March 27th, 2008 at 9:27 am
I assume the next “Niedermeyer Says” will be “Now someone show me their titties!”
March 27th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Bunny Lebowski: Ulli doesn’t care about anything. He’s a Nihilist.
The Dude: Ah. Must be exhausting.
March 27th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
don’t you hate seeing butts in our streets??? why is it ok to just drop them anywhere??
cigarette butts are toxic litter and portland should lead the way in solving the problem. check out this portland project - http://www.butthuntpdx.com
get smart about the issue and spread the word. also - sign up to join the butt hunt on april 19th! we need volunteers!
March 28th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
I hate seeing butts everywhere. Especially YOURS! Because it’s FAT! It makes Rosie O’Donnell’s look like Kate Hudson’s!
March 29th, 2008 at 11:35 am
The Dude abides.
March 29th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Those fucking amateurs.