Comments on: Obama Speech Roundup (kind of)

By: Jake

Jake — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:44:08 +0000

Ossie, tell your mother I appreciate her flatulence

By: Ossie

Ossie — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:19:41 +0000

Hey Jake, this is the best coverage of a presidential candidate rally I’ve read. You’ll be happy to know that my mom said she read this and laughed so hard that she farted.

By: Duder or El Dudarino if you're not into the whole brevity thing

Duder or El Dudarino if you're not into the whole brevity thing — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:29:40 +0000

Those are Mr. Gulley’s children, so to speak.

Different mothers huh? Racially, he’s pretty cool?

They’re not literally his children. They’re the Little Gulley Urban Achievers - inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a - necessary means for a higher education.

By: Ossie

Ossie — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:33:10 +0000

Because he was in Hawaii fighting against environmental racism on the students’ dime. Duh.

By: Slap Happy Sal

Slap Happy Sal — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 00:08:28 +0000

Hip hip hooray for token minorities! Why didn’t they put Nate Gulley up there though to represent the African American vote?

By: Jason Miller

Jason Miller — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 23:19:05 +0000

You can view the speech here: http://www.kmtr.com/mediacenter/local.aspx?videoId=28683

By: Timbo

Timbo — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:29:17 +0000

The world may never know

By: Vincent

Vincent — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:04:08 +0000

On the other hand, Barack Obama might just be a pretty regular politician who talks a good game and has the backing of supporters who hold him in religious awe such that George W. Bush has been endlessly accused of exploiting for nigh a decade.

By: CJ Ciaramella

CJ Ciaramella — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:03:43 +0000

Nah, the great downfall of that hat is that it doesn’t have a band. I guess I’m going to have to make one.

By: Timbo

Timbo — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:56:17 +0000

Surely the most important quality of a great American leader is that he inspires regular Americans to do great things? I feel like we’ve fallen so far into a political well that all we see is The One Great Elected Official at the top. We cannot continue to put this entire country into the hands of one man. I feel like Obama has the power to lift we the people out of the well, out of the apathetic rut in which we’ve been mired for as I can remember.

To the dreamers go the dreams.

By: Niedermeyer

Niedermeyer — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:32:15 +0000

CJ, you photogenic polecat you.

Please tell me you had your press pass stuck in the band of your fedora per OC dress code standards.

By: Jake

Jake — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 07:54:39 +0000

Cj: You’re right. I had forgotten about how they were trying to improv (I guess you could call it that) a hilarious intro as Obama walked out.

By: Ossie

Ossie — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:25:10 +0000

For some reason, someone took this video of Sudsy at the Obama rally and decided to post it on YouTube, calling Sudsy an “Obama mama.” He also posted this picture.

By: Boobie

Boobie — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 22:29:07 +0000

Happens to the best of us, Vincent. It’s also a fundamental part of what makes reading comments interesting. Every post should have at least one comment born of drunken belligerence in order for a blog to maintain credibility.

By the way, I agree with the sentiment in the last paragraph of the article. It would be a hell of a thing if Obama turns out able justify the excitement he has managed to build up. That’s where my particular hope is.

By: Billy Bob Snorton

Billy Bob Snorton — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 20:39:11 +0000

I like it, it was like a fine piece of modern art…or maybe a porno, what do I know? My name is Billy Bob Snorton for god’s sake!

By: Vincent

Vincent — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 19:01:01 +0000

Ugh.

Moral of the story is: don’t post drunk, kids. And if you have to post drunk, don’t listen to Ministry while you’re doing it. It’s almost as bad a combination as Deb Frisch and, well, anything.

By: Vincent

Vincent — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:24:32 +0000

Sorry. I don’t know what came over me :/

By: Vincent

Vincent — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:23:12 +0000

Respect. Hahaha. Respect. Hahaha. Respect. Hahaha. Respect. Hahaha.

SHAME!

Scum-sucking depravity. Debauched anal fuck-fest. Thrill Olympics. Savage scars, supplied and sanctified.

So what?

SHAME!

By: CJ Ciaramella

CJ Ciaramella — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:48:09 +0000

Yeah, they accidentally handed me four press passes. Thinking back, I probably should have sold one to a frenzied Obamaniac for $50.

And Jake, I disagree with your assessment of the most hilarious media representatives. That honor has to go to the d-bags from 101 KFLY.

I would also like to thank the TSA man for the gentle frisking. You have soft hands, sir.

By: Jobetta

Jobetta — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:50:56 +0000

It’s OK. Sailing would be funnier because it would be nonsensical.