Boo Taylor’s
So it’s the Saturday before Halloween. Me and my roommates, completely costumed, tried to get into Taylors. But, because Taylors is the worst bar ever, they were charging a $5 cover. First, lame. Second, we just beat USC. Come on. Give the drinking public a break.
The other thing that happend was I tried to give out new issues, but no one wanted them. I guess they are Taylor’s regulars–my bad. One guy said “I don’t support a military state.” All I could think was; “yo, neither do we.” The Oregon Commentator does not support a military state.
Good night, and good luck.


October 28th, 2007 at 8:39 am
Taylor’s for lunch was okay back in the day, but after dark? Never! This aggression will not stand, man!
October 28th, 2007 at 9:51 am
Why would anyone not looking to get an STD or ambulance ride ever go to Taylor’s?
October 28th, 2007 at 11:00 am
Hey Jake, glad to hear you were working overtime. You deserve a raise. Also glad to hear that Taylor’s people have no idea what the Commentator is.
October 28th, 2007 at 11:46 pm
Not that this is okay, but I paid a $4 cover.