Paging Larry Craig …
Well, school is officially back in session here at the U of O. Days are shortening, skirts are lengthening and new professors are cruising Knight Library looking to have sex in the bathroom. Wait, what?
P.S. Craigslist is not exactly safe for work.
P.P.S. Sorry for breaking the streak of serious ASUO posts, but c’mon … prof seeking anonymous sex in a public bathroom.
September 27th, 2007 at 9:59 am
From Schmitz Blitz: schmitzblitz.wordpress.com
Senator Craig has apparently voted against the Kennedy hate crimes amendment, which would add gays to the federal hate crime statute.
If he voted against gays, he can’t possibly be gay, right?
Let’s see if the court reviewing his bathroom sex sting case buys it.
UPDATE: the hate crimes measure passed the Senate this morning by a vote of 60-39.
September 27th, 2007 at 10:00 am
WTF!?! where did that come from?
September 27th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Calling SPEW…calling SPEW
September 28th, 2007 at 2:39 am
You guys should have done a bust.
September 28th, 2007 at 9:30 am
Yea, we were planning on sending Sean Jin on one, he’s the prettiest of staff. Listen up members of the Knight Library Public Sex Ring: we don’t know exactly who you are, but we know you are human, and we kinda have some sort of idea where you are doing what your doing. Actually, we have no clue.
Could you tell us so we can break a big story and feel cool?
September 28th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Browse the casual encounters section on Craigslist much, CJ? Apparently so…
September 28th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Have you ever read the casual encounters section? It’s a comic goldmine. Also, I feel it’s my responsibility as a journalist to keep up to date on the most popular glory holes in Eugene.
September 28th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Browsing the casual encounters section on craigslist is how CJ and I met.
September 29th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Browsing the casual encounters section on craigslist is how most of the OC’s staff got their positions with the magazine.
September 29th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
Ba-*ZING*
September 30th, 2007 at 4:33 am
In my experience, the relationship most OC staffers have with the magazine is best classified as a “casual encounter.”
October 1st, 2007 at 5:25 pm
I accidentally started browsing the ‘casual encouters’ section, only to discover that straight people use the Internet to hook up, too.
My world will never be the same.