Suicide Animals
So, as I sit here, watching the last 2 and a half hours of my teenage years ago by, I had a thought regarding Islamic extremist suicide bombers. My brother had told me earlier today about how the ancient Chinese military used oxen with explosives strapped to them as the first, primitive weapons delivery vehicles. Unfortunately for the oxen, they were used only once.
The oxen idea got me thinking…how long will it be before Islamic suicide bombers think…”Wait a minute! We don’t have to do this! We’ll get something like goats…or PIGS! Yeah, we hate pigs anyways, we’ll send them to blow up the infidels.” I’m surprised they haven’t figured it out yet. Hopefully they don’t find this blog and take my invention.
September 3rd, 2007 at 8:06 am
Check out this new piece of propaganda on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U623_GTYX-8
September 4th, 2007 at 3:00 am
This is all very interesting and everything, but do you guys have a new issue coming out anytime soon?
September 4th, 2007 at 9:00 am
Summer issue coming out soon…Ossie?
September 4th, 2007 at 9:07 am
Patience is a virtue. And procrastination is a bitch. The summer issue will be released on September 14.
September 4th, 2007 at 9:33 am
I would hope BTTB would be coming out Sept 30 then.
September 4th, 2007 at 10:20 am
On a Sunday? I don’t think so. The OC staff will be attending an all-day church pot luck before heading off to a local retirement home for some some gin rummy and waltzing.
BTTB is scheduled to come out Sept. 28, which will be followed by The Man Issue to be released Oct. 17 or 18.
September 4th, 2007 at 10:48 am
Also, there will be a release party for BTTB on the East Lawn of the EMU on the 28th from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. There will be music, lawn games and possibly a circus act depending on how many of the ASUO representatives show up. The OC is also seeking clearance to provide a tub full of acid-laced kool aid…but no promises.
September 4th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
As long as there aren’t clowns I’ll consider making the trip. Hates clowns does I.
September 4th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
I will be happy to join the circus act on the 28th. I can walk a tightrope like none other…
September 5th, 2007 at 7:49 am
I love visiting the retirement home… great chance to catch up with the alums.
September 5th, 2007 at 8:04 am
Retirement home? Nah, the grandkids just keep me chained up out back. I have free access to water and kibble, though, so it’s cool.