Comments on: An “Unprecedented” Gift http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/ Free Minds, Free Markets, Free Booze Thu, 04 Dec 2008 05:23:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Ossie http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95454 Ossie Fri, 24 Aug 2007 20:33:00 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95454 Sure he has sex with men, not because he wants to, but because he ran out of women Sure he has sex with men, not because he wants to, but because he ran out of women

]]> By: Vincent. http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95449 Vincent. Fri, 24 Aug 2007 19:22:40 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95449 Hey, hey, hey. Let's not bring David Bowie into this, now. Hey, hey, hey. Let’s not bring David Bowie into this, now.

]]> By: Sean http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95446 Sean Fri, 24 Aug 2007 18:44:51 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95446 Kilkenny does what what in the butt. Kilkenny does what what in the butt.

]]> By: Timothy http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95445 Timothy Fri, 24 Aug 2007 18:42:43 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95445 Ossie: Dude, can't rape the willing. Pat Kilkenny threw a knife into heaven and can kill with a stare. Ossie: Dude, can’t rape the willing.

Pat Kilkenny threw a knife into heaven and can kill with a stare.

]]> By: Ossie http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95444 Ossie Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:59:30 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95444 He date raped David Bowie He date raped David Bowie

]]> By: Dau http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95442 Dau Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:56:36 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95442 When Pat Kilkenny was born, he roundhouse-kicked the nurse and choked both his parents. No one delivers Pat Kilkenny but Pat Kilkenny. When Pat Kilkenny was born, he roundhouse-kicked the nurse and choked both his parents. No one delivers Pat Kilkenny but Pat Kilkenny.

]]> By: niedermeyer http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95441 niedermeyer Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:19:16 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95441 If Killkenny ever lost his temper, Mac Court would tear itself down. If Killkenny ever lost his temper, Mac Court would tear itself down.

]]> By: Sean http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95440 Sean Fri, 24 Aug 2007 06:31:26 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95440 If everyone listened to Kilkenny, there wouldn't be '24', there would only be '12'. If everyone listened to Kilkenny, there wouldn’t be ‘24′, there would only be ‘12′.

]]> By: Jan http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95439 Jan Fri, 24 Aug 2007 05:39:39 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95439 Kilkenny has had it with these motherfuckin' old arenas on this motherfuckin' campus. Kilkenny has had it with these motherfuckin’ old arenas on this motherfuckin’ campus.

]]> By: CJ Ciaramella http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95438 CJ Ciaramella Fri, 24 Aug 2007 04:30:45 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95438 Kilkenny isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Kilkenny. Kilkenny isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Kilkenny.

]]> By: Ossie http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95429 Ossie Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:47:23 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95429 Kilkenny had facial hair in kindergarten. Kilkenny had facial hair in kindergarten.

]]> By: Ossie http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95428 Ossie Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:50:27 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95428 He killed Kenny! the bastard! He killed Kenny! the bastard!

]]> By: Timothy http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95427 Timothy Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:35:42 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95427 Kilkenny doesn't see dead people, he makes dead people. Kilkenny doesn’t see dead people, he makes dead people.

]]> By: niedermeyer http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95426 niedermeyer Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:31:02 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95426 Kilkenny first learned of his powers way back in 6th Grade when, in the middle of show-and-tell, he suddenly got a boner in front of the whole class. There were no survivors. Kilkenny first learned of his powers way back in 6th Grade when, in the middle of show-and-tell, he suddenly got a boner in front of the whole class.

There were no survivors.

]]> By: Timothy http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95425 Timothy Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:22:18 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95425 There's talk that Kilkenny could be the first black UO president. I'm sure you're thinking that Kilkenny isn't black, but that's just racist. There’s talk that Kilkenny could be the first black UO president. I’m sure you’re thinking that Kilkenny isn’t black, but that’s just racist.

]]> By: Ossie http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95424 Ossie Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:54:03 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95424 Kilkenny did three tours of Nam. Last time I was over there I had a waiter that was eight feet tall. When I looked at his nametag, sure enough it said Cu'ong Kilkenny. Kilkenny did three tours of Nam. Last time I was over there I had a waiter that was eight feet tall. When I looked at his nametag, sure enough it said Cu’ong Kilkenny.

]]> By: Timothy http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95423 Timothy Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:43:00 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95423 He doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives. He doesn’t consider it sex if the woman survives.

]]> By: Ossie http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95422 Ossie Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:35:52 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95422 He steals hearts like they're horses and horses when hearts can't be found. He steals hearts like they’re horses and horses when hearts can’t be found.

]]> By: Timothy http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95421 Timothy Wed, 22 Aug 2007 19:58:25 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95421 Pat Kilkenny's tears cure cancer, it's too bad Pat Kilkenny never cries. Pat Kilkenny’s tears cure cancer, it’s too bad Pat Kilkenny never cries.

]]> By: Ossie http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95420 Ossie Wed, 22 Aug 2007 19:52:06 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/08/20/an-unprecedented-gift/#comment-95420 Pat Kilkenny once ate a woolly mammoth raw. Pat Kilkenny once ate a woolly mammoth raw.

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