Comments on: Meth is coming for your kids! http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/ Free Minds, Free Markets, Free Booze Sun, 07 Sep 2008 00:54:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Timothy http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95292 Timothy Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:15:36 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95292 I'm guessing because hippies write a lot of music. I’m guessing because hippies write a lot of music.

]]> By: Sean http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95291 Sean Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:53:16 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95291 Why are there so many, songs about rainbows, and what's on the oooother side? Why are there so many, songs about rainbows, and what’s on the oooother side?

]]> By: Kermit is Green http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95290 Kermit is Green Fri, 10 Aug 2007 14:32:42 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95290 I can only see one reason for candy flavored meth, " Hey kids want some candy?" Seriously, it exists and so does "cheese." Guess what that stuff is wrapped in to make it go down easier. Almost all the property crime and theft in Lane county can be attributed to meth users trying to make a buck. Look around very carefully and you can see these people everywhere. I might call that a bit of a large scale problem. Unlike some other habitual drug abusers, meth heads have a much harder time hiding the symptoms of their problem for any period of time. I see these people walking all over the place. The other day I spotted one walking around Valley River Mall (Yes VRC not Gateway) with bolt cutters sticking out of his backpack. Hint he does not use those to cut bolts. Look for massive weight loss (skeletal and sunken features), twitchy and quick movements (depends on when they last used), the open weepy sores, chemical burns and three distinct moods based on last period of use (happy & chatty, depressed and frightened, angry and borderline murderous rage). Remember to put on your oxygen mask first then assist others. Kermit out. I can only see one reason for candy flavored meth, ” Hey kids want some candy?” Seriously, it exists and so does “cheese.” Guess what that stuff is wrapped in to make it go down easier. Almost all the property crime and theft in Lane county can be attributed to meth users trying to make a buck. Look around very carefully and you can see these people everywhere. I might call that a bit of a large scale problem. Unlike some other habitual drug abusers, meth heads have a much harder time hiding the symptoms of their problem for any period of time. I see these people walking all over the place. The other day I spotted one walking around Valley River Mall (Yes VRC not Gateway) with bolt cutters sticking out of his backpack. Hint he does not use those to cut bolts. Look for massive weight loss (skeletal and sunken features), twitchy and quick movements (depends on when they last used), the open weepy sores, chemical burns and three distinct moods based on last period of use (happy & chatty, depressed and frightened, angry and borderline murderous rage). Remember to put on your oxygen mask first then assist others. Kermit out.

]]> By: CJ Ciaramella http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95261 CJ Ciaramella Sun, 05 Aug 2007 21:04:59 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95261 Dammit, click on <a href="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d132/carl_jr/pediasure.jpg" rel="nofollow">this</a> one. Stupid photobucket ruining my virtual comedic timing ... Dammit, click on this one. Stupid photobucket ruining my virtual comedic timing …

]]> By: CJ Ciaramella http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95260 CJ Ciaramella Sun, 05 Aug 2007 21:02:09 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95260 <a href="http://photobucket.com" rel="nofollow">PediaSure Old No. 7</a> PediaSure Old No. 7

]]> By: Jake http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95259 Jake Sun, 05 Aug 2007 19:16:49 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95259 "Bombay Pacifier"? “Bombay Pacifier”?

]]> By: Vincent. http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95253 Vincent. Thu, 02 Aug 2007 17:12:39 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95253 "Bacardi Breast Milk"? “Bacardi Breast Milk”?

]]> By: niedermeyer http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95252 niedermeyer Thu, 02 Aug 2007 17:00:11 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95252 I was actually thinking an OC "Kiddy Booze" review in Back To The Booze would be both a fitting tribute to the local emergence of strawberry meth and a fantastic excuse to work on my forthcoming diabetic emergency. Not to mention getting a good old fashioned, Dan Atkinson-style adjective workout. I get dibs on tasting "Mikes Hard Soy Formula." I was actually thinking an OC “Kiddy Booze” review in Back To The Booze would be both a fitting tribute to the local emergence of strawberry meth and a fantastic excuse to work on my forthcoming diabetic emergency. Not to mention getting a good old fashioned, Dan Atkinson-style adjective workout. I get dibs on tasting “Mikes Hard Soy Formula.”

]]> By: Sean http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95251 Sean Thu, 02 Aug 2007 16:57:56 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95251 Isn't that Meth AM? Meth X-treme would have green food coloring. Isn’t that Meth AM? Meth X-treme would have green food coloring.

]]> By: Vincent. http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95250 Vincent. Thu, 02 Aug 2007 16:54:01 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95250 I'm cooking up a batch of Meth X-Treme. Now with more caffiene, guarana, and bleach, for extra energy! I’m cooking up a batch of Meth X-Treme. Now with more caffiene, guarana, and bleach, for extra energy!

]]> By: Timothy http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95249 Timothy Thu, 02 Aug 2007 14:08:37 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95249 No, I'm serious, this is the best thread on the blog in a while. I'm packaging my new Meth Limon as we speak. It's like Bacardi Limon, but it'll make you scratch your face off and vacuum the house. No, I’m serious, this is the best thread on the blog in a while.

I’m packaging my new Meth Limon as we speak. It’s like Bacardi Limon, but it’ll make you scratch your face off and vacuum the house.

]]> By: Vincent. http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95248 Vincent. Thu, 02 Aug 2007 10:25:46 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95248 Touche, sir. Touche. Touche, sir. Touche.

]]> By: Sean http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95247 Sean Thu, 02 Aug 2007 06:12:34 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95247 Eat candy-flavored shit. And die. Eat candy-flavored shit. And die.

]]> By: Vincent. http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95246 Vincent. Thu, 02 Aug 2007 05:30:47 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95246 Eat shit, Tim. And die. Eat shit, Tim. And die.

]]> By: Timothy http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95245 Timothy Thu, 02 Aug 2007 05:00:22 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95245 I fucking love you guys. I fucking love you guys.

]]> By: niedermeyer http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95244 niedermeyer Thu, 02 Aug 2007 04:49:42 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95244 Beats me, but let me know when you figure it out... I love making a buck. In fact, I now earn my beer money selling pop rocks (tm) candy to 8 year olds. I tell them it's "Strawberry Quick." Kids are stupid. Beats me, but let me know when you figure it out… I love making a buck. In fact, I now earn my beer money selling pop rocks ™ candy to 8 year olds. I tell them it’s “Strawberry Quick.” Kids are stupid.

]]> By: CJ Ciaramella http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95243 CJ Ciaramella Thu, 02 Aug 2007 04:03:30 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95243 Just another case of our consumer culture destroying everything unique and wonderful. First Christmas, now meth. What's next? Just another case of our consumer culture destroying everything unique and wonderful. First Christmas, now meth. What’s next?

]]> By: niedermeyer http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95242 niedermeyer Wed, 01 Aug 2007 22:02:53 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95242 This is goofy. Next thing you know, some parents group is going to start suing "Big Meth" for it's "Joe Bikethief" campaign aimed at the coveted 8-21 demographic. My problem with this is that it's really gonna mess up the "Micro-cook" community in this part of the country. The southern Willamette valley is becoming famous for it's terroir among micro-cooks who value the blue-green color and aftertaste of chlorine that is unique to meth cooked in this regions bathtubs. How am I supposed to snort a rail, and then commend the cook on "the sophisticated interplay of Mexican pseudoephedrine, Acetone and Red Phosphorous, crowned by a generous, lingering nosefeel of lithium and muriatic acid" when I really feel like somebody has just shoved Fruit Loop crumbs up my nose? This is goofy. Next thing you know, some parents group is going to start suing “Big Meth” for it’s “Joe Bikethief” campaign aimed at the coveted 8-21 demographic.

My problem with this is that it’s really gonna mess up the “Micro-cook” community in this part of the country. The southern Willamette valley is becoming famous for it’s terroir among micro-cooks who value the blue-green color and aftertaste of chlorine that is unique to meth cooked in this regions bathtubs. How am I supposed to snort a rail, and then commend the cook on “the sophisticated interplay of Mexican pseudoephedrine, Acetone and Red Phosphorous, crowned by a generous, lingering nosefeel of lithium and muriatic acid” when I really feel like somebody has just shoved Fruit Loop crumbs up my nose?

]]> By: Alex http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95241 Alex Wed, 01 Aug 2007 20:18:44 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95241 Yeah, check out this video from CNN, probably one of the R-G's sources http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHPl1h3A4n0 a similar story on USAtoday.com says that this info was released by a DEA spokesperson. crazy druggies. Yeah, check out this video from CNN, probably one of the R-G’s sources
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHPl1h3A4n0
a similar story on USAtoday.com says that this info was released by a DEA spokesperson.
crazy druggies.

]]> By: Vincent. http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95240 Vincent. Wed, 01 Aug 2007 17:20:51 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/07/31/meth-is-coming-for-your-kids/#comment-95240 CJ: What scares me most is that, as a KWVA DJ, I've probably sat in the same chair and used the same microphone as that guy. I can't stop washing my hands now :( CJ:

What scares me most is that, as a KWVA DJ, I’ve probably sat in the same chair and used the same microphone as that guy. I can’t stop washing my hands now :(

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