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Library Samuel L. Jackson

This doesn’t really have any relevance to OC stuff, but I was talking with my friend who works at Circulation in the library . When he works closing shift, he does the announcements at 30, 15, and 5 minutes before closing. I told him that the last day he works (which would be next year when he graduates) he should go Samuel L. Jackson style and say: “I’m tired of these muthaf*ckin’ patrons in this muthaf*ckin’ library. Get the f*ck out in the next 5 minutes!”

Now, my friend isn’t very inclined to do this. But I want to start a petition, or a request, to get him to do this next year. What do you think I should do to get him to do this?

4 Responses to “Library Samuel L. Jackson”

  1. Miles Says:

    I think I know who you are talking about, and if it is…I will support that.

  2. Timothy Says:

    Threats. You should use threats.

  3. Vincent. Says:

    Hookers and blow?

  4. Jules Winnfield Says:

    Hey you in the study carroll, what’s your name?
    What?
    Say what one more time….