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Rosie seeks to host “Price is Right”; apocalypse nigh

Bob Barker recently retired from his more than 35 year post as host of “The Price is Right”, and now CBS is looking to fill those venerable shoes. But who could possibly capture that Barker magic? Who could command such impeccable style and grace, such suave and level-headed demeanor? Well, Rosie O’Donnell would like a crack at it.

In other news, the moon recently turned to blood, and the sun was darkened. The bowls of God’s wrath were poured upon the earth, and there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

8 Responses to “Rosie seeks to host “Price is Right”; apocalypse nigh”

  1. » Rosie seeks to host “Price is Right”; apocalypse nigh Says:

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  2. Ossie Says:

    That explains so much. I thought I was just so drunk that the moon looked like it was coated in blood.

    For the record, if I had the chance with Rosie, I wouldn’t.

  3. Sean Says:

    Thanks for clearing that up, Ossie, I was actually beginning to have my doubts.

  4. Olly Says:

    “I LOVE THE PRICE IS RIGHT,” she wrote, the capitalization underscoring her feelings.

    You can tell the AP folks were having fun with this one.

  5. Vincent. Says:

    I think they were just intimidated.

  6. Danimal Says:

    Ideas expressed in capital letters hurt me.

  7. Brandon Says:

    Rosie? Bleeeeech! There’s no room for political diatribes and cat fights on the Price is Right. They should get Arsenio to do it. He doesn’t have much going these days.

  8. Vincent. Says:

    “I LOVE ARSENIO,” Vincent wrote, the capitalization underscoring his deep and abiding love, respect, and admiration for one of America’s finest — and most misunderstood — entertainers.