Comments on: Unclean! Unclean! http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/ Free Minds, Free Markets, Free Booze Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:24:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: ChrisD http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94730 ChrisD Sun, 03 Jun 2007 17:06:51 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94730 Damn, no picture. Where, it's <a href="http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/flatpic1.gif" rel="nofollow">here</a>, anyway. Damn, no picture. Where, it’s here, anyway.

]]> By: ChrisD http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94729 ChrisD Sun, 03 Jun 2007 17:06:11 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94729 Didn't you know, Danimal?? <b>You are being lied to.</b> A highlight: "Once again, picture in your mind a round world. Now imagine that there are two people on this world, one at each pole. For the person at the top of the world, (the North Pole), gravity is pulling him down, towards the South Pole. But for the person at the South Pole, shouldn't gravity pull him down as well? What keeps our person at the South Pole from falling completely off the face of the "globe"?" This golden tidbit comes complete with an illustration (which I hope make it), in case you weren't sure what a globe looks like, since they are <i>so hard to understand</i>: Didn’t you know, Danimal?? You are being lied to.

A highlight: “Once again, picture in your mind a round world. Now imagine that there are two people on this world, one at each pole. For the person at the top of the world, (the North Pole), gravity is pulling him down, towards the South Pole. But for the person at the South Pole, shouldn’t gravity pull him down as well? What keeps our person at the South Pole from falling completely off the face of the “globe”?”

This golden tidbit comes complete with an illustration (which I hope make it), in case you weren’t sure what a globe looks like, since they are so hard to understand:

]]> By: Sean http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94728 Sean Sun, 03 Jun 2007 05:33:46 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94728 Shhhhhhhhhh... Shhhhhhhhhh…

]]> By: Danimal http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94727 Danimal Sun, 03 Jun 2007 03:27:12 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94727 "<i>Hmm…what else is demonstrably untrue…? -The Earth revolves around the sun.</i>" Um. Uh. Er. “Hmm…what else is demonstrably untrue…?
-The Earth revolves around the sun.”

Um. Uh. Er.

]]> By: CJ Ciaramella http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94726 CJ Ciaramella Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:00:18 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94726 Well, Urban Dictionary doesn't have an entry for "anal crevasse." the closest entries are "anal crevice" and "anal crimping." However, UB directed me to the closest match, <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tofu+nugget" rel="nofollow">tofu nugget</a>. Well, Urban Dictionary doesn’t have an entry for “anal crevasse.” the closest entries are “anal crevice” and “anal crimping.” However, UB directed me to the closest match, tofu nugget.

]]> By: Timothy http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94725 Timothy Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:20:42 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94725 Anal crevasse? There are glacial features in people's asses now? What is the world coming too? Glaciers moving into asses, the end is nigh! Anal crevasse? There are glacial features in people’s asses now? What is the world coming too? Glaciers moving into asses, the end is nigh!

]]> By: T http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94724 T Sat, 02 Jun 2007 20:07:07 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94724 But none of those things piss me off. But none of those things piss me off.

]]> By: Sean http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94723 Sean Sat, 02 Jun 2007 08:55:54 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94723 Hmm...what else is demonstrably untrue...? -The Earth revolves around the sun. -Dead week is actually dead (no assignments or tests) at UO. -The Student Insurgent makes the most sense, especially when they justifiy and glorify dumpster diving. -I am sober. Hmm…what else is demonstrably untrue…?
-The Earth revolves around the sun.
-Dead week is actually dead (no assignments or tests) at UO.
-The Student Insurgent makes the most sense, especially when they justifiy and glorify dumpster diving.
-I am sober.

]]> By: Simg http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94722 Simg Sat, 02 Jun 2007 05:07:38 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94722 This is the best thread ever. This is the best thread ever.

]]> By: Danimal http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94721 Danimal Sat, 02 Jun 2007 04:11:25 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94721 The moon is flat! The moon is flat!

]]> By: T http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94720 T Sat, 02 Jun 2007 03:22:36 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94720 Okay, that was harsh. I think I've already proven my bona fides – without all this talk of skullfuckery. And my shirt is stained, I just realized, so I must be a hypocrite. But please, don't piss me off by saying things that are demonstrably untrue. Okay, that was harsh. I think I’ve already proven my bona fides – without all this talk of skullfuckery. And my shirt is stained, I just realized, so I must be a hypocrite.

But please, don’t piss me off by saying things that are demonstrably untrue.

]]> By: T http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94719 T Sat, 02 Jun 2007 03:10:34 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94719 Excuse me, you stained-shirt motherfucker. I have been to France, actually. I lived in Europe, asshole. Remember? And what the fuck does that have to do with your lame joke? I mean, it doesn't make any goddamn sense. What, is France filled with a bunch of Mexican-hating Lou Dobbs wannabes, Miles? You comment made absolutely, positively no sense. Your zinger directed at me made even less sense. Did you actually call me an anal crevasse? Don't make me go all Spencer Ackerman on your ass, 'cause I will skullfuck you to establish my anti-douchebag bona fides. Excuse me, you stained-shirt motherfucker. I have been to France, actually. I lived in Europe, asshole. Remember? And what the fuck does that have to do with your lame joke? I mean, it doesn’t make any goddamn sense. What, is France filled with a bunch of Mexican-hating Lou Dobbs wannabes, Miles? You comment made absolutely, positively no sense.

Your zinger directed at me made even less sense. Did you actually call me an anal crevasse? Don’t make me go all Spencer Ackerman on your ass, ’cause I will skullfuck you to establish my anti-douchebag bona fides.

]]> By: Niedermeyer http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94718 Niedermeyer Sat, 02 Jun 2007 01:35:38 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94718 The tragedy of the internet is that discretion is never the better part of valor. The tragedy of the internet is that discretion is never the better part of valor.

]]> By: Miles http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94717 Miles Sat, 02 Jun 2007 01:28:48 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94717 You've never been to France. I have. Go cry in your beer, anal crevasse. You’ve never been to France. I have. Go cry in your beer, anal crevasse.

]]> By: T http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94716 T Fri, 01 Jun 2007 23:20:17 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94716 Are you getting your fucking jokes from Ann Coulter now? Are you getting your fucking jokes from Ann Coulter now?

]]> By: Miles http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94715 Miles Fri, 01 Jun 2007 22:31:22 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94715 >Personally, I’m much more concerned about the disease that makes grown man act like complete assholes on camera. We really ought to have colonies for them… We already do. It's called France. >Personally, I’m much more concerned about the disease that makes grown man act like complete assholes on camera. We really ought to have colonies for them…

We already do. It’s called France.

]]> By: Niedermeyer http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94714 Niedermeyer Fri, 01 Jun 2007 22:19:29 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94714 Danimal: They must never know.... Danimal: They must never know….

]]> By: Danimal http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94713 Danimal Fri, 01 Jun 2007 21:55:43 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94713 What about the disease that makes girls go wild? What about the disease that makes girls go wild?

]]> By: ChrisD http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94712 ChrisD Fri, 01 Jun 2007 20:47:23 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94712 Personally, I'm much more concerned about the disease that makes grown man act like complete assholes on camera. We really ought to have colonies for them... Personally, I’m much more concerned about the disease that makes grown man act like complete assholes on camera. We really ought to have colonies for them…

]]> By: Timothy http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94711 Timothy Fri, 01 Jun 2007 20:23:13 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/06/01/unclean-unclean/#comment-94711 Baby, take my hand, don't fear the leper We'll be able to fly, don't fear the leper Baby I'm your man. Baby, take my hand, don’t fear the leper
We’ll be able to fly, don’t fear the leper
Baby I’m your man.

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