Comments on: Jerry Falwell pronouced dead

By: CJ Ciaramella

CJ Ciaramella — Thu, 17 May 2007 18:02:19 +0000

So apparently Fred Phelps (you know, “god hates fags” and all that) is planning to protest Falwell’s funeral. Wow, you know you’re kooky when you claim Jerry Falwell was too soft on Jews and gays.

By: Sean

Sean — Thu, 17 May 2007 17:16:34 +0000

I wonder what would be on Falwell’s iPod…

By: Jerry Falwell

Jerry Falwell — Thu, 17 May 2007 05:31:48 +0000

My proudest moment. [Admin Note: Link fixed.]

By: Jerry Falwell

Jerry Falwell — Thu, 17 May 2007 03:00:20 +0000

Ha ha, I still have lots and lots of fools still doing my dirty work. Except they really believe the nonsense and aren’t in it for the profiteering off of ignorance, suffering, and fear creation like I was, go figure. Why do you think Adam and Eve were kicked out of “paradise” when they ate from the tree of KNOWLEDGE? Religion demands ignorance and villifies intelligence and knowledge. Remember you gotta have FAITH. Ha, ha, still laughing at the suckers crooks like me fooled and I’m DEAD! Ahahahahahahahahhahahahaaaaa!

By: Dustin

Dustin — Wed, 16 May 2007 23:35:54 +0000

Don’t get me wrong I’m no Falwell fan boy. I’m no Christian, and I don’t hate gay people. I am happy that there is a liberty university, the same way I’m glad that there is a UC-Berkley and UO. I just wish that people would have a little more respect for somebody. who besides, occasionally hurting some gay or black person’s feelings(key word here) had a rather remarkable life.

Reno sucks balls. [comment edited for format appropriateness… we’ve been warned to use email before]

By: Timothy

Timothy — Wed, 16 May 2007 22:04:22 +0000

Jimmy Swaggart should be beating off to it.

By: ChrisD

ChrisD — Wed, 16 May 2007 21:51:52 +0000

Please do it, but make it a threesome with Pat Robertson??

Pretty please??

By: Niedermeyer

Niedermeyer — Wed, 16 May 2007 18:10:59 +0000

I know, Olly… let’s print some cartoons of Falwell in the next issue. Maybe in a homosexual encounter with Donohue, or maybe on a cross listening to his iPod. That would sure be a biting critique.

By: olly

olly — Wed, 16 May 2007 17:45:49 +0000

“I’m stunned that anyone could be so bitter about somebody who peacefully tried to better the world, that they’d comment so cruelly on the day of his death. Fuck you, you elitist sheep, your ignorance is far worse than believing that the bible is literal.”

Yeah, “peacefully tried to better the world” doesn’t really conjure up an image of Jerry Falwell to me. And what’s “ignorant” about posting lame-ass comments calling Falwell a “closet queer”? You mean “tasteless”, “unfunny”, and “juvenile”.

By: Niedermeyer

Niedermeyer — Wed, 16 May 2007 17:27:04 +0000

Thank you, Dustin! You can only find that kind of compassionate insight in God’s Country ™, far from our secular progressive institution of anti-christianity. How is Reno, anyway?

By: Miles

Miles — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:47:37 +0000

T: I was thinking of attempting Dr. Seuss this time. “I do not like Jerry Falwell. Therefore am I bound for hell? I do not like him, Tyler Graf. Not in whole or even half…”

By: Timothy

Timothy — Wed, 16 May 2007 13:55:09 +0000

I battled a hill once, had to bring in artillery, it wasn’t a pretty sight, but I prevailed in the end.

By: T

Wed, 16 May 2007 10:50:20 +0000

Will it be in the form of a fictional story about the battle of some hill, Miles? I can’t fucking wait!!!!!!!

P.S. Jerry Falwell is your father.

By: Miles

Miles — Wed, 16 May 2007 06:59:43 +0000

Even I have learned to wait until the man is buried before I criticize. Expect my criticism of Falwell in a week.

I wish I could say that about others…

By: Jerry Falwell

Jerry Falwell — Wed, 16 May 2007 04:36:52 +0000

Oh, by the way, I was a closet queer just like Ted Haggard, that’s why I bashed them so feverishly. And I may not have had a lot of financial peers but I had plenty of other friends up the ass.

By: ChrisD

ChrisD — Wed, 16 May 2007 03:58:35 +0000

See also his Wikipedia page for a few more, including calling Desmond Tutu a phony black.

By: Sho

Sho — Wed, 16 May 2007 03:49:59 +0000

Some choice quotes from the late reverend.

By: ChrisD

ChrisD — Wed, 16 May 2007 03:42:27 +0000

“… someone who peacefully tried to better the world,” eh? I guess if you think a better world is one devoid of Teletubbies and Martin Luther King, Jr. and where everyone who is gay has AIDS, where the destruction of gay churches is cause for celebration even unto heaven, then yeah, I suppose he was working toward that.

Also, I feel I should note that I’d've been glad to “comment so cruelly” on any day up until now–why should today been any different? Hell, it’s the first time I’m sure he’ll never see what I had to say.

By: Dustin

Dustin — Wed, 16 May 2007 03:14:32 +0000

This is a sad commentary. I’m stunned that anyone could be so bitter about somebody who peacefully tried to better the world, that they’d comment so cruelly on the day of his death. Fuck you, you elitist sheep, your ignorance is far worse than believing that the bible is literal. At least the true believers do what good they can, instead of wallowing in cynicism and inflated sense of self worth. I hope the reverend found the peace he believed in.

By: Jerry Falwell

Jerry Falwell — Wed, 16 May 2007 01:30:50 +0000

Ok, I admit it, I was an asshole, but now I’m a dead asshole, so up yours. By the way I’m Hitler’s new roomate and he’s already requested to be moved. Whiney little bitch. Heaven sure is not what I expected…Can someone turn down the heat? It’s awfully warm in here…