Comments on: Awesome Anti-AIDS PSAs from France

By: Danimal

Danimal — Thu, 17 May 2007 05:19:39 +0000

John:

I agree with you. I’d prefer not to have sex with a condom. They don’t bring a lot to it and I find myself having to move them around with my hand. At that point, it’s like, why is the condom even here? I can do this alone!

By: Andy

Andy — Thu, 17 May 2007 04:15:09 +0000

Because no one wants to settle with the clap John.

By: John Goes

John Goes — Thu, 17 May 2007 02:32:37 +0000

Olly is correct. I would say many people here proved themselves failures at catching that, which doutbless extends to other spheres of life. I’m hardly religious, but this sites treatment of religion, by which I am not referring to Jerry Falwell, who is a heretic, doesn’t seem very conservative to me. Unless you’re using the perenially vague left-right dichotomy, it’s hard to tell what you mean by calling yourselves conservative.

Sho, I think condoms are lame, period. Who wants to have sex with a condom? Answer: no one. If you have to sleep with a slut or ho, do what you have to do, but otherwise why settle?

By: Niedermeyer

Niedermeyer — Wed, 16 May 2007 17:19:09 +0000

I consider a great shortcoming in my life that I don’t eat enough cephalopods. Maybe this means that I need Rudy Giuliani to set me straight… but maybe, it means I’m well adapted to a future of increasing cephalopod consumption. Time will tell.

By: olly

olly — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:41:50 +0000

“Why does Sho’s posting this make him a failure, John? I’d like to know.”

I read that as a joke. Of course, I’m predisposed to read a lot of things that way.

By: Timothy

Timothy — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:26:59 +0000

Cephalopods need lovin’ too.

By: Sho

Sho — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:53:52 +0000

Thanks for reading the blog, John. As for your question regarding our conservative nature, feel free to peruse our back issues and our blog archives. Sure, the politics of our individual staff members can vary widely, but on the whole we speak against the general left-wing orthodoxy found on our campus.

Interestingly, two of these ads conclude with the protagonist committing to one partner (a stereotypical conservative ideal, correct?). The remaining ad doesn’t quite do that, unless you believe that cephalo-human relationships should be included in civil union legislation.

By: ChrisD

ChrisD — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:29:27 +0000

John Goes… to this dude’s church?

By: Andy

Andy — Wed, 16 May 2007 14:49:07 +0000

John, your blog is a massive failure.

By: T

Wed, 16 May 2007 10:48:09 +0000

Why does Sho’s posting this make him a failure, John? I’d like to know.

By: John Goes

John Goes — Wed, 16 May 2007 10:37:15 +0000

How is this journal conservative, anyway?

By: John Goes

John Goes — Wed, 16 May 2007 10:36:58 +0000

My bad, must have been a comment glitch. You’re still a failure.

By: John Goes

John Goes — Wed, 16 May 2007 10:36:15 +0000

My comment wasn’t that incendiary for it to be deleted.

By: Miles

Miles — Wed, 16 May 2007 09:33:41 +0000

DRINK!

By: John Goes

John Goes — Wed, 16 May 2007 09:27:53 +0000

How are these cool?

You’re a failure as a human being.