Comments on: The 2007 ASUO Student Elections: A Literary Attempt… http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/ Free Minds, Free Markets, Free Booze Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:55:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Miles http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94205 Miles Sat, 05 May 2007 17:28:10 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94205 Prescription Drugs? No way. I'm happy already, all I need is dark rum. Prescription Drugs? No way. I’m happy already, all I need is dark rum.

]]> By: Timothy http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94202 Timothy Sat, 05 May 2007 15:35:22 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94202 Sounds like somebody needs some zoloft. Sounds like somebody needs some zoloft.

]]> By: Miles http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94201 Miles Sat, 05 May 2007 08:42:57 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94201 *shakes magic 8-ball* "The Answer is Still No." *shakes magic 8-ball*

“The Answer is Still No.”

]]> By: olly http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94200 olly Sat, 05 May 2007 08:20:59 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94200 “Tyler, if I was concerned about making friends and influencing people, I’d be working in Washington right now…” No, seriously. “Tyler, if I was concerned about making friends and influencing people, I’d be working in Washington right now…”

No, seriously.

]]> By: Miles http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94198 Miles Sat, 05 May 2007 08:07:25 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94198 Trust me, Olly, I am not interested in anything Washington has to offer. It took a big bout of depression to make me realize that. I'm much better suited to something else outside of these halls, whatever that may be, after graduation. Trust me, Olly, I am not interested in anything Washington has to offer. It took a big bout of depression to make me realize that. I’m much better suited to something else outside of these halls, whatever that may be, after graduation.

]]> By: olly http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94197 olly Sat, 05 May 2007 07:20:24 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94197 "Tyler, if I was concerned about making friends and influencing people, I’d be working in Washington right now..." Don't let us stop you. “Tyler, if I was concerned about making friends and influencing people, I’d be working in Washington right now…”

Don’t let us stop you.

]]> By: Betz http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94193 Betz Sat, 05 May 2007 00:32:18 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94193 Wowza. One little suggestion...so much drama... Regardless, I thought it was a great piece! Kudos to whoever wrote it! Wowza. One little suggestion…so much drama…

Regardless, I thought it was a great piece! Kudos to whoever wrote it!

]]> By: Miles http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94191 Miles Sat, 05 May 2007 00:00:04 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94191 *shakes magic 8-ball* "The Answer Is No." *shakes magic 8-ball*

“The Answer Is No.”

]]> By: T http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94190 T Fri, 04 May 2007 23:41:20 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94190 "Now go buy me a drink, Editorial Board slave." Only if you stop posting to the blog. “Now go buy me a drink, Editorial Board slave.”

Only if you stop posting to the blog.

]]> By: Miles http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94188 Miles Fri, 04 May 2007 23:22:49 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94188 DRINK! DRINK!

]]> By: Niedermeyer http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94187 Niedermeyer Fri, 04 May 2007 23:15:01 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94187 Kids, listen to your grandfather. Kids, listen to your grandfather.

]]> By: Timothy http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94186 Timothy Fri, 04 May 2007 22:59:44 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94186 Why don't we redirect the anger, outward, dude. Don't make me turn this blog around. Why don’t we redirect the anger, outward, dude. Don’t make me turn this blog around.

]]> By: Miles http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94185 Miles Fri, 04 May 2007 22:54:36 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94185 *sigh* Tyler, if I was concerned about making friends and influencing people, I'd be working in Washington right now. Frankly, I give two rips about what anyone has to say. It's done, it's over, you all are getting mad, and I'm laughing my ass off at you and everyone else. The face of apathy laughs at your pathetic attempts to bring me down a level. Now go buy me a drink, Editorial Board slave. *sigh*

Tyler, if I was concerned about making friends and influencing people, I’d be working in Washington right now. Frankly, I give two rips about what anyone has to say. It’s done, it’s over, you all are getting mad, and I’m laughing my ass off at you and everyone else.

The face of apathy laughs at your pathetic attempts to bring me down a level. Now go buy me a drink, Editorial Board slave.

]]> By: T http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94184 T Fri, 04 May 2007 22:41:44 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94184 "Because it annoys the fuck out of you." Douche´, Miles. Where would the blog be without your even-keeled handling of questions concerning content? Yes, fuck everyone who questions your "literary attempt." This is the way to make friends and influence people.. “Because it annoys the fuck out of you.”

Douche´, Miles. Where would the blog be without your even-keeled handling of questions concerning content? Yes, fuck everyone who questions your “literary attempt.” This is the way to make friends and influence people..

]]> By: Miles http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94180 Miles Fri, 04 May 2007 21:14:02 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94180 Because it annoys the fuck out of you. Because it annoys the fuck out of you.

]]> By: Your Mom http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94179 Your Mom Fri, 04 May 2007 21:01:45 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94179 OK, so why *is* it on the blog? OK, so why *is* it on the blog?

]]> By: Miles http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94163 Miles Fri, 04 May 2007 05:31:06 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94163 For note, there is a reason this is on the blog and NOT in the Magazine. Yes, even I understand the mechanics. For note, there is a reason this is on the blog and NOT in the Magazine. Yes, even I understand the mechanics.

]]> By: Timothy http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94160 Timothy Fri, 04 May 2007 03:23:22 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94160 It is as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. It is as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

]]> By: Danimal http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94157 Danimal Fri, 04 May 2007 02:05:23 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94157 If the OC actually does run any ASUO fan fiction in its print edition, an estimated 50 OC alumni will occupy the office with bands slapped across their mouths reading "silenced." This is also a true statement of fact. If the OC actually does run any ASUO fan fiction in its print edition, an estimated 50 OC alumni will occupy the office with bands slapped across their mouths reading “silenced.” This is also a true statement of fact.

]]> By: Sho http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94156 Sho Fri, 04 May 2007 01:07:50 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2007/05/01/the-2007-asuo-student-elections-a-literary-attempt/#comment-94156 Yes, but in this case I'd actually listen to Tyler instead of rolling my eyes. Yes, but in this case I’d actually listen to Tyler instead of rolling my eyes.

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