Gulley Fires Back
With our conflict of interest grievance against him dismissed, Senator Nate Gulley is firing back. In the Emerald’s coverage of the court’s ruling, Gulley is quoted as saying:
“Having the grievance against me unanimously dismissed is exactly what I expected. Nobody knows the rules better than Constitution Court and they obviously understand that I didn’t break any. Hopefully we can all keep our focus on votes that are actually contentious, like the racist attacks Senators (Jacob) Daniels, (Kyle) McKenzie, (Sara) Hamilton, (Athan) Papailiou, (Natalie) Kinsey, (Jonathan) Rosenberg, (Ashley) Sherrick, (Karen) Trippe, (Jeremy) Ebner, and (Jacqueline) Justice continue to make against programs.
Ok, wait, full stop… racist attacks? That’s it, Nate Gulley is officially this year’s apotheosis of Everything That Is Wrong With The ASUO. For the record, the Senators he is attacking include an African-American, a Jewish-American, a Korean-American, and a first-generation Greek-American…. but they are the racists. Also for the record, this is the dude accusing over half the Senate of racism.
Gulley: Pretty fly for a douchebag.
This is the oldest play in the ASUO douchebag book: accuse anyone who disagrees with you of racism, even if you are just another pudgy white dude from Cleveland. Only in the ASUO does someone get off the hook for an ethics breach on a technicality, and then have the gall to attack everyone else on Senate. Oh, and he also said I could kiss his ass. My only reply to that is that he is so busy making himself look like an ignorant twit that I’d only get in the way if I tried to help.
March 14th, 2007 at 9:53 am
It’s nice to see that the Emerald Editorial Board isn’t standing for this shit either.
March 14th, 2007 at 9:59 am
Haha… Ted, you can kiss it. What a freaking idiot! You have to love the douchebag look he has on his facebook page, on the plane to DC. From crying, to “racists” and douchebags who are too full of themselves, you have to to give this senate props for being the worst in recent history. We need Dallas Brown back on Senate to lay the smack down, old style.
March 14th, 2007 at 10:04 am
Wow, if Goward calling for Dallas to come back to Senate, you know shit is fucked up.
March 14th, 2007 at 10:20 am
The great thing about the ASUO is that you can call something a “new low” every year or so without being glib about it.
March 14th, 2007 at 11:05 am
try every two weeks or so.
March 14th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
A majority of the senate is fine, Goward. The problem is that the gas-ass bags are taking the cake. And the biggest one happens to be Nate Gulley.
March 14th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Nate Gulley is fucking retarded… wonder where Ashley Rees was on this one?
March 14th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Typing up the Con Court opinion?
March 14th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
I have a feeling it was someone else’s…like maybe higher up in power.
March 14th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
>For the record, the Senators he is attacking include an African-American, a Jewish-American, a Korean-American, and a first-generation Greek-American…
I’d just like to add that the fact someone isn’t white doesn’t preclude him from being a racist, e.g. that guy who just entered the race for Exec. Could someone fill me in on what these “racist attacks” might be?
March 14th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Power structures prevent non-whites from being racist, according to the MCC kool-aid, of which Gulley drinks heavily. It’s their argument, not mine. Oh, and the “racist attacks” is code for “2.5% benchmark” and “not automatically voting aye on every special request.”
March 14th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
ACTUALLY, while a not white may be prejudice they can not be racist for the reason that Ted suggested.
March 14th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Golly, from the way Gulley’s responding to this, you’d think he was a “cocky, smooth motherfucker” or something. Wait…
March 14th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
I am from south africa…… another african american!
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