And what’s with not working 60 hour weeks? You just need some yellow jackets and some Jaeger my friend.

Again, Hangover + 3 Hours of Sleep + No Coffee + Work != cool.

When oh when will I ever learn?

(Even this comment thread cannot avoid drinking humor, and the irony makes me smile.)

As a contributor who helped fuel the magazine’s cynical aloofness during the early part of the century, I just wanted to write in and say I take that as a compliment.

Keep up the good work, kids. I think the print edition looks fantastic these days.

We all know that several people at the Senate meetings attended drunk. Not that you’d have to attend them, but David always seem to think they were pretty funny when he showed up plastered.

Seriously. Grow up, people. Act like us. (falls out of window)

I see what you’re getting at Ian, but you’re assuming that’s why I liked the old OC.

No, I’m assuming that you’re on the blog bitching about it because you think it’s something new that wasn’t around during the “consistently good” days. Perhaps the word consistent has an inconsistent definition.

Some people don’t find jokes about alcohol funny, others don’t find jokes about the ASUO funny. Frankly, I don’t see how you can separate the two.

You can’t please everyone all the time, but damn if they won’t complain about that fact.

Tim: I think I always drank more except, perhaps, for that fateful night you slammed into that tree when we were walking home from Rennie’s. Good times.

Also, the magazine used to be, like, so much cooler and you kids need to get off of my lawn.

Oh, and you’re drinking less now that you’re editor? Man, no wonder the kwalitee is in the turlet. So few spelling errors, how do you live with yourself?

Seriously, though, Evan, if you know anybody who’s on campus still and you think could make the OC better, send them along. Anyone. The OC has never been “exclusive” in the sense of rejecting recruits (with a few notable exceptions), but it can be intimidating because people think that OCers are, like, awesome supermen. Now, they might be right, but the magazine is always looking to recruit other potentially awesome supermen and superladies (superpersons, if you will) to maintain itself. And while I think a sense of history is part of what makes the OC great, the thing that keeps the OC going and relevant is the judgment of the folks on campus and are close to the news.

As far as OC joke candidates go, at least people will understand Ted’s platform. I got called a racist for running on a McCarthy platform…and I don’t really want to talk about Mr. Jeremy Jones’ campaign, it was a trying time for us all.

Oh, and elect me as your President, and I vow to swiftly change my ways, and drink more than ever before.