Political Smackdown!
Got those midterm election blues? Overwhelmed by the partisan bickering of petty political hacks? Ask your doctor about the Oregon Commentators Political Smackdown Issue, now available at this fine blog, and coming to boxes around campus next Thursday. In it you’ll find all the OC humor and analysis you’ve come to expect with a healthy dollop of pro-wrestling attitude, and the perfect cure for your apathy… at least untill you’re done reading, after that it’s up to you. Candyass.
As always, please enjoy the Commentator responsibly.
October 30th, 2006 at 12:00 pm
I must say, that is a great picture that you have of me.
October 30th, 2006 at 12:05 pm
I love politicians… always thinking of others! Glad you like the pic Jared, hope the rest of the issue tickles you as well.
October 30th, 2006 at 12:15 pm
I have more respect for Dallas Brown now, than I ever did before.
Ashley Rees is a succubus.
October 30th, 2006 at 12:25 pm
Succubus or Suckubus? Think carefully now…
October 30th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
Rees is neither a succubus nor a suckubus; she’s a Tracy Flick.
Great interview with Dallas, by the way.
October 30th, 2006 at 5:54 pm
Mecha is still a bunch of racists. And the ASUO will always suck…never stopped to amaze me how intense kids get about student government politics. Or rather how excited they get to waste other students money…
October 30th, 2006 at 6:14 pm
I spell it correctly. She is a succubus, in the correct Western definition as provided by Wikipedia.com.
October 30th, 2006 at 7:24 pm
Evan, I’m dying here.
October 30th, 2006 at 7:38 pm
What does that mean, Ted?
October 30th, 2006 at 8:21 pm
It means you should fucking call 911, dude. Jesus!
October 30th, 2006 at 8:53 pm
You know him better than I do. YOU call.
October 30th, 2006 at 9:15 pm
Can u plzzzz keep Dallas asa regular writer? It makes the OC the most interesting scoop around…
October 30th, 2006 at 9:47 pm
It is a bit ironic that Dallas would deride someone because a woman is running their life.
October 30th, 2006 at 10:32 pm
Evan: you made a funny
October 31st, 2006 at 10:37 pm
Kevin, elaborate?
November 1st, 2006 at 3:46 pm
For the record I am aware that 1 in 166 children devolop autism not on in 66.
November 1st, 2006 at 4:32 pm
There is no daylight between the Commentator and the Truth.
All is as it should be.
Really.
November 1st, 2006 at 4:53 pm
All is as it should be.
This issue may set a record for glaring typos!
November 1st, 2006 at 8:46 pm
Um, that would be BTTB, which had a typo on the cover. This, believe it or not, is progress.
November 1st, 2006 at 9:55 pm
Those aren’t typos there divine intervention!
November 2nd, 2006 at 7:56 am
Hey, typos are part of the OC life. If you’re spelling correctly you’re not drinking enough.
November 3rd, 2006 at 2:28 am
Isn’t there a Don Henley song that says that, Tim?
November 3rd, 2006 at 7:57 am
I didn’t know of anything in Don Henley’s catalog that qualifies as a “song”.
November 5th, 2006 at 3:47 pm
Now THAT is hilarious.