Comments on: The People vs. Tyler Graf

By: T

Tue, 31 Oct 2006 03:22:21 +0000

Poor Jonah.

By: Jonah

Jonah — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 02:40:10 +0000

Schwoefferman has got a great new column in the Emerald today, in which he sticks it to the bigot Graf! Check it out. Oh, and I don’t know how to make clickable links yet; I’m new to this technology thing.

By: Timothy

Timothy — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:14:40 +0000

Ted: They put out a daily, that’s tough work.

By: Blaser

Blaser — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 04:41:38 +0000

Oh, I’ll facebook you, Jonah … you really understand what a woman wants.

By: Jonah

Jonah — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:56:46 +0000

Hey Melissa, thanks for the kind words. You’ve really opened my eyes to my own bigotry; I can’t believe I’ve been such a heterosexist my entire life. I’ve decided to give men a go, too. You seem like a chill lady, by the way (I procrastinate too!). We should meet up sometime for tea. Facebook me.

By: Jonah

Jonah — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:54:31 +0000

Wow, now the Oregon Commentator is supporting censorship of free speech too? Why would you support such oppression, T?

By: niedermeyer

niedermeyer — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 00:59:17 +0000

There are good things to say about ‘Ol Dirty?

By: T

Sun, 29 Oct 2006 22:47:18 +0000

We all remember the Mindi Rice Debacle: Mindi, however, used a pseudonym to write some nasty things about the sports section, which she had formerly edited. When she posted those comments, she was working as an ODE copy editor, and I don’t think she was even a student. It was pretty obvious why she got fired.

Meghann, Jared and Sho (when he was at the ODE) used to post comments, back in the day. But they never got on here and said terrible things about their publication either.

By: niedermeyer

niedermeyer — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 19:19:23 +0000

Hey Neums, are the ‘Ol Dirty Crowd allowed to post here? We’ve been a bit confused about that policy…

By: Melissa

Melissa — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 14:54:14 +0000

Although it is against my judgment to get involved, I am procrastinating the writing of a thesis chapter and this is the best way to do it:

Being “like, all for women’s rights and shit, and the environment and eco-feminism” is a paternalistic form of “heterosexism”. To truly embrace the movement, Jonah will have to start sleeping with men and renounce his preference for women.

That should work fine, because I can’t fathom this Jonah having the privilege of sexual relations with a woman. Not after saying “women’s rights and shit.” That’s like saying “Bitch, I’m going to 7-Eleven for some beer and shit.”

Women’s rights aren’t shit. They’re more like the elation that comes from scoring a stank sack of weed and chaining my disk on the first shot in Ultimate. The rush to my head from stealing… I mean scoring… a free bagel and giving it to street walkers that sleep at the foot of the Ken Kesey statue. Or the high I get from peepin the killer Hip-hop scene at the WOW Hall and stabbing some meat-eating mofo in the back for not respecting my chill hippie lady. Non-violence, yo. It’s the way of my vegan, tye-dye ancestors. Peace.

By: Neums "The Token Jew"

Neums "The Token Jew" — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 04:09:14 +0000

Not to split hairs here, but “editorials” are written by the “editorial board” (a distinction I know the OCers are aware of - this is mostly for the newly media literate) and Tyler Graf is not a member of that club. Just an FYI.

By: Doomscheissah

Doomscheissah — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 03:33:47 +0000

Ian, knowing you, I expected that remark. *chuckle*

By: Ian

Ian — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 20:53:11 +0000

This is possibly the most productive blog post I’ve ever made.

By: Jonah

Jonah — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 20:19:41 +0000

“Nominal” my ass! Don’t believe the right-wing lies of this publication. and Andy, how is calling you a racist a racist thing? Quit trying to mix people up with your doublethink!

By: Demosthenes

Demosthenes — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 20:01:57 +0000

I think diversity is a racist term no matter when it is used. This Jonah guy is a “dush” bag; I met him once at a party, where he berated me for eating meat and then told me that I HAD to listen to “Anarchy Hour” on KWVA.

By: Niedermeyer

Niedermeyer — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 19:44:03 +0000

A real dude with a real email address from the UO…

For shame, Stewart, For shame.

By: T

Thu, 26 Oct 2006 19:19:13 +0000

Yes, a stroke indeed. And it was carefully worded. I’ll carefully word this, too:

It is not me. Nope. But Jonah is a real dude.

By: niedermeyer

niedermeyer — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 19:05:28 +0000

dammit… I’ve been had. I should have known it. Anything that seems too good to be true usually is.

By: niedermeyer

niedermeyer — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 19:01:31 +0000

Don’t belittle your movement? What “movement” is that again? The scoring free bagels and rapping with hippy chicks at the saturday market about the environmetal racism movement? And how does your movement define “environmental racism,” or “heterosexism” for that matter? Hell, there’s a scooby snack in it for you if you can give me definition of the word “diversity” that makes any sense.

By: Olly

Olly — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 19:00:48 +0000

T: “Keep in mind, fellas, that not everyone on Facebook is who he or she says… I’ve had the pleasure of meeting Jonah. I can attest to his nominal existance.”

Very carefully worded, sir. After clicking around that group a little, I think it’s a stroke of genius.