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Did You Stop Beating Your Wife To Come Down Here?

YouTube brings us some seriously creepy comedy gold.

12 Responses to “Did You Stop Beating Your Wife To Come Down Here?”

  1. Ian Says:

    “You’re one little gnat. And look at the size of this church.”

    That pretty much sums up the church’s philosophy in a nutshell. Or at least their legal philosophy. What a brilliant scam.

  2. Timothy Says:

    “What are your crimes, Mark?”

    Is that the “What’s the frequency, Kenneth?” of a new millenium?

  3. niedermeyer Says:

    It’s the night of the living Scientologists! Man, South Park doesn’t even give these guys the credit they deserve

  4. Benny Says:

    “We didn’t make up interbulate, it was already in the English language.” Not as far as any reputable dictionary is concerned. Man those guys were creepy.

  5. Olly Says:

    Threadjacking.

    Just checked in with the Emerald, and was amused by this entirely meaningless statistic:

    According to a U.S. Department of Education study, about 27 percent of students at public four-year institutions classify themselves as minorities on the national level. In four-year-institutions in Oregon, however, only 15 percent of students enrolled classify as minorities - the University is below average across the board.

    It’s even worse than the ODE is telling you, folks: never mind the universities, the entire state is below average!

  6. olly Says:

    While I’m at it: I don’t know who this asshole is, but I do know that “dyspepic” isn’t a word.

  7. Timothy Says:

    Is that the beginnings of a faux hawk I see? How the mighty have fallen!

  8. The missing "T" in Dyspeptic Says:

    Jesus, if that’s the worst you can come up with, Olly …

    Also, I’m pretty sure I’m not supposed to post here anymore. Toodles. Drop me an email, fellas. And gimme that new fangled cell number, dude.

  9. Timothy Says:

    Dude, I sent you an email, you never return them.

  10. T Says:

    Oh, yeah … Sorry, busy week. Thanks for the compliments though. I’ll drop all y’all a line sometime. In the meantime, post more to the blog — I shouldn’t comment on stuff, but I can still read it.

  11. Olly Says:

    You should ask for your next one to read “Putting the ‘T’ back in ‘dyspeptic’.” The sub-editors owe you that much, I’d think.

    (Besides, as we both know from bitter experience, the comedy value of a typo is directly proportional to the prominence with which it is displayed.)

  12. Gabrielle Says:

    man, that was creepy