Comments on: Did You Stop Beating Your Wife To Come Down Here? http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2006/09/18/did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-to-come-down-here/ Free Minds, Free Markets, Free Booze Mon, 08 Sep 2008 03:25:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Gabrielle http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2006/09/18/did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-to-come-down-here/#comment-43275 Gabrielle Mon, 25 Sep 2006 18:49:34 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2006/09/18/did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-to-come-down-here/#comment-43275 man, that was creepy man, that was creepy

]]> By: Olly http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2006/09/18/did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-to-come-down-here/#comment-42656 Olly Sat, 23 Sep 2006 03:43:37 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2006/09/18/did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-to-come-down-here/#comment-42656 You should ask for your next one to read "Putting the 'T' back in 'dyspeptic'." The sub-editors owe you that much, I'd think. (Besides, as we both know from bitter experience, the comedy value of a typo is directly proportional to <a href="http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/09/16/useless-pedantry-department-looks-forward-to-another-busy-season/" rel="nofollow">the prominence with which it is displayed</a>.) You should ask for your next one to read “Putting the ‘T’ back in ‘dyspeptic’.” The sub-editors owe you that much, I’d think.

(Besides, as we both know from bitter experience, the comedy value of a typo is directly proportional to the prominence with which it is displayed.)

]]> By: T http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2006/09/18/did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-to-come-down-here/#comment-42626 T Fri, 22 Sep 2006 20:12:50 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2006/09/18/did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-to-come-down-here/#comment-42626 Oh, yeah ... Sorry, busy week. Thanks for the compliments though. I'll drop all y'all a line sometime. In the meantime, post more to the blog -- I shouldn't comment on stuff, but I can still read it. Oh, yeah … Sorry, busy week. Thanks for the compliments though. I’ll drop all y’all a line sometime. In the meantime, post more to the blog — I shouldn’t comment on stuff, but I can still read it.

]]> By: Timothy http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2006/09/18/did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-to-come-down-here/#comment-42498 Timothy Fri, 22 Sep 2006 03:48:10 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2006/09/18/did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-to-come-down-here/#comment-42498 Dude, I sent you an email, you never return them. Dude, I sent you an email, you never return them.

]]> By: The missing "T" in Dyspeptic http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2006/09/18/did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-to-come-down-here/#comment-42411 The missing "T" in Dyspeptic Thu, 21 Sep 2006 21:43:50 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2006/09/18/did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-to-come-down-here/#comment-42411 Jesus, if that's the worst you can come up with, Olly ... Also, I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to post here anymore. Toodles. Drop me an email, fellas. And gimme that new fangled cell number, dude. Jesus, if that’s the worst you can come up with, Olly …

Also, I’m pretty sure I’m not supposed to post here anymore. Toodles. Drop me an email, fellas. And gimme that new fangled cell number, dude.

]]> By: Timothy http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2006/09/18/did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-to-come-down-here/#comment-42390 Timothy Thu, 21 Sep 2006 20:34:58 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2006/09/18/did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-to-come-down-here/#comment-42390 Is that the beginnings of a faux hawk I see? How the mighty have fallen! Is that the beginnings of a faux hawk I see? How the mighty have fallen!

]]> By: olly http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2006/09/18/did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-to-come-down-here/#comment-42369 olly Thu, 21 Sep 2006 19:43:12 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2006/09/18/did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-to-come-down-here/#comment-42369 While I'm at it: I don't know who <a href="http://www.dailyemerald.com/media/storage/paper859/news/2006/09/18/Commentary/Campus.Controversy-2280918.shtml" rel="nofollow">this</a> asshole is, but I do know that "dyspepic" isn't a word. While I’m at it: I don’t know who this asshole is, but I do know that “dyspepic” isn’t a word.

]]> By: Olly http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2006/09/18/did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-to-come-down-here/#comment-42363 Olly Thu, 21 Sep 2006 19:29:13 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2006/09/18/did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-to-come-down-here/#comment-42363 Threadjacking. Just checked in with the Emerald, and was amused by <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.dailyemerald.com/media/storage/paper859/news/2006/09/18/Campus/Uo.Below.Average.In.Diversity-2280934.shtml?norewrite200609211519&sourcedomain=www.dailyemerald.com" rel="nofollow">this</a> entirely meaningless statistic: <blockquote>According to a U.S. Department of Education study, about 27 percent of students at public four-year institutions classify themselves as minorities on the national level. In four-year-institutions in Oregon, however, only 15 percent of students enrolled classify as minorities - the University is below average across the board.</blockquote> It's even worse than the ODE is telling you, folks: never mind the universities, the <em>entire state</em> is below average! Threadjacking.

Just checked in with the Emerald, and was amused by this entirely meaningless statistic:

According to a U.S. Department of Education study, about 27 percent of students at public four-year institutions classify themselves as minorities on the national level. In four-year-institutions in Oregon, however, only 15 percent of students enrolled classify as minorities - the University is below average across the board.

It’s even worse than the ODE is telling you, folks: never mind the universities, the entire state is below average!

]]> By: Benny http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2006/09/18/did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-to-come-down-here/#comment-41616 Benny Tue, 19 Sep 2006 22:11:03 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2006/09/18/did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-to-come-down-here/#comment-41616 "We didn't make up interbulate, it was already in the English language." Not as far as any reputable dictionary is concerned. Man those guys were creepy. “We didn’t make up interbulate, it was already in the English language.” Not as far as any reputable dictionary is concerned. Man those guys were creepy.

]]> By: niedermeyer http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2006/09/18/did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-to-come-down-here/#comment-41266 niedermeyer Tue, 19 Sep 2006 06:07:15 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2006/09/18/did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-to-come-down-here/#comment-41266 It's the night of the living Scientologists! Man, South Park doesn't even give these guys the credit they deserve It’s the night of the living Scientologists! Man, South Park doesn’t even give these guys the credit they deserve

]]> By: Timothy http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2006/09/18/did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-to-come-down-here/#comment-41239 Timothy Tue, 19 Sep 2006 05:28:17 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2006/09/18/did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-to-come-down-here/#comment-41239 "What are your crimes, Mark?" Is that the "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" of a new millenium? “What are your crimes, Mark?”

Is that the “What’s the frequency, Kenneth?” of a new millenium?

]]> By: Ian http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2006/09/18/did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-to-come-down-here/#comment-41209 Ian Tue, 19 Sep 2006 04:32:04 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2006/09/18/did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-to-come-down-here/#comment-41209 "You're one little gnat. And look at the size of this church." That pretty much sums up the church's philosophy in a nutshell. Or at least their legal philosophy. What a brilliant scam. “You’re one little gnat. And look at the size of this church.”

That pretty much sums up the church’s philosophy in a nutshell. Or at least their legal philosophy. What a brilliant scam.

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