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Nobody Expects The Wilbur Inquisition

The ODE’s Nick Wilbur receives the highest honour a journalist can ask for, courtesy of Alex Deley. (About whom I know nothing, except that some lunatic in our comment section recently referred to him as a “doush”.)

Wilbur has demonstrated himself to be the worst kind of yellow journalist — willing to distort the truth to provide ammunition for his own personal vendettas and the news department of the Emerald has demonstrated gross incompetence in actually reporting the news. I call upon the Emerald to do the responsible thing and sack Wilbur.

Something tells me this probably isn’t going to happen.

Speaking of lunatics and comment sections, check this link again for a battle royale between

These are the people who offend me and require censorship, not some cartoonist.

and

To those responsible for the Insurgent, I demand an apology for your ridiculous and insulting behavior or I will do my best to seek a criminal trial against you.

Hm. Reading this, I’m beginning to worry that the ODE might be deliberately headhunting all the craziest comment-section denizens. Can we afford to allow a lunacy gap? Scott Austin, are you still – and I mean this in every possible sense – out there?

  1. […] Credit where it’s due: I think this is really good stuff. Maybe the ODE editorial board works better when they’re all pissed off about people demanding that they fire their reporters. […]

  2. Scott Austin says:

    Yes I am still out here, but way too tired working to cause a stink over some insipid ASUO nit-wit whose supreme goal is to become mid-level beaurocratic management. Yeah for the ASUO and give me my beer.

    Scott

  3. Timothy says:

    Slanderizes….classic!

  4. Dallas says:

    Does anybody wanna know what I think of Wilbur?

  5. Timothy says:

    Apparently the Insurgent thinks The Messiah (TM, all rights reserved) is pretty well endowed.

  6. Ian says:

    To those responsible for the Insurgent, I demand an apology for your ridiculous and insulting behavior or I will do my best to seek a criminal trial against you.

    The “No Drawings of Jesus’ Penis” law strikes again!

  7. Stees says:

    They say the fossils are only 6000 years old (by counting generations in the bible). These blasphemous relics must have been placed by the devil to deceive us into the cult of earth science.

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha. ha

    But, are the unfooled being ruled by the devil’s dishevels?

  8. Truth says:

    Alex Delay is a Doush!

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