Comments on: Elections Watch: Axelrod and Guzman Win

By: Mary, Mother of God

Mary, Mother of God — Wed, 19 Apr 2006 08:12:09 +0000

Really now, whose rhetoric is not suspect? Ayn Rand? That fireman-hating cock gobbler?

By: Timothy

Timothy — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 22:57:37 +0000

Afraid of MEChA? No. Suspect of their “por la raza todo” rhetoric? Yes.

By: HardCorps

HardCorps — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 05:33:12 +0000

Mary, the commentator meeting is 6pm this wednesday night, room 309 in the EMU.

By: Mary, Mother of God

Mary, Mother of God — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 03:59:49 +0000

BTW, it was a trick question:

God gave us the guns to stockpile. We only need to bring them out when the State threatens to impose a sales tax.

By: Mary, Mother of God

Mary, Mother of God — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 03:56:08 +0000

…or a douche a douche…

If you’re afraid of MECHA, form a local chapter of minutemen.

Jesus, man… Why do you think God gave us guns?

By: Timothy

Timothy — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 02:34:31 +0000

I don’t think it’s ridiculous to call a spade a spade, or a racist a racist in MEChA’s case.

By: Erica

Erica — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 02:18:03 +0000

I would like the thank the commentator for the endorsement. Its nice to see that my experience won your vote over nice pictures on facebook. I’m a little hurt that you didn’t mention the pictures I have posted on facebook.

By: Slade

Slade — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 22:23:10 +0000

I thought my language was perfectly appropriate, under the circumstances.

Still ridiculous.

By: Miles Rost

Miles Rost — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 18:53:58 +0000

Coups never grow old…they just fade away until they are needed to be used again.

By: Anthony

Anthony — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 18:03:24 +0000

Hey Slade nice language. You are obviously threatened by the truth. Long live freedom my friend.

By: Evan

Evan — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 17:16:32 +0000

I’m so glad the ‘coup’ joke isn’t getting old!

By: Slade

Slade — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:44:36 +0000

That’s pretty fuckin’ ridiculous, Anthony.

By: Miles Rost

Miles Rost — Sat, 15 Apr 2006 21:12:53 +0000

Y’know, you’re right…

Bloodless coup!

By: Timothy

Timothy — Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:11:29 +0000

Isn’t a bloody coup by definition fatal to the members of the current regime?

By: Miles Rost

Miles Rost — Sat, 15 Apr 2006 07:28:54 +0000

Depends on if he survives my bloody coup.

By: Muh ha ha

Muh ha ha — Sat, 15 Apr 2006 06:56:15 +0000

All I have to say is THANK GOD that someone who has never been associated with an ASUO program did not get elected… long live the Jared! Well… Walsh too, he will always be my President!

By: Miles Rost

Miles Rost — Sat, 15 Apr 2006 05:45:24 +0000

I am the better man? I dunno how that is…

By: Anthony

Anthony — Sat, 15 Apr 2006 02:12:55 +0000

Miles, once again you prove to be the better man. My hat is off to you sir.

By: Miles Rost

Miles Rost — Sat, 15 Apr 2006 01:58:13 +0000

Of these, 3 of 4 were correct:

I predicted that Erica would win Seat 1, and that Natalie and Kyle would win their respective seats.

By: Ian

Ian — Sat, 15 Apr 2006 01:51:13 +0000

Great those racist mothers over at MECHA won. Well it is only a matter of time now before this ASUO administration gives Eugene back to Mexico then I guess with MECHA at the reigns.

I actually think it’d be pretty funny if the ASUO attempted to cede the city of Eugene to the nation of Mexico.

Now for the real elections results: how many of your predictions were correct?

I avoided making predictions this last time around, what with my Primary picks and all. I’m thinking I should start wagering on how many clips per issue you get, though.