Elections Watch: Axelrod and Guzman Win
Jared Axelrod and Juliana Guzman* - 1685
Todd Mann and Jontae Grace - 1502
Shimeon Greenwood* - 812
Manisha Marberry - 1067
Erica Anderson* - 1034
Lisha Menne - 886
Kyle McKenzie - 1023
Wannita Nualngam* - 930
Natalie Kinsey - 941
Cassandra Day* - 925
*Denotes member of Jared/Juliana slate.
Congratulations to Jared and Juliana on their victory. Despite my pessimistic view, I sincerely hope that fiscal responsibility, governmental independence, and observance of rules will be a hallmark of their term. Axelrod is certainly a competent and intelligent enough of a person– I just hope he has the political capital and will to make it happen.


April 14th, 2006 at 6:04 pm
damn that was a close race.
April 14th, 2006 at 6:06 pm
Great those racist mothers over at MECHA won. Well it is only a matter of time now before this ASUO administration gives Eugene back to Mexico then I guess with MECHA at the reigns.
April 14th, 2006 at 6:20 pm
Same ol’ shite.
April 14th, 2006 at 6:30 pm
Like I said…anyone up for a bloody coup?
April 14th, 2006 at 6:34 pm
Now for the real elections results: how many of your predictions were correct?
April 14th, 2006 at 6:51 pm
Great those racist mothers over at MECHA won. Well it is only a matter of time now before this ASUO administration gives Eugene back to Mexico then I guess with MECHA at the reigns.
I actually think it’d be pretty funny if the ASUO attempted to cede the city of Eugene to the nation of Mexico.
Now for the real elections results: how many of your predictions were correct?
I avoided making predictions this last time around, what with my Primary picks and all. I’m thinking I should start wagering on how many clips per issue you get, though.
April 14th, 2006 at 6:58 pm
Of these, 3 of 4 were correct:
I predicted that Erica would win Seat 1, and that Natalie and Kyle would win their respective seats.
April 14th, 2006 at 7:12 pm
Miles, once again you prove to be the better man. My hat is off to you sir.
April 14th, 2006 at 10:45 pm
I am the better man? I dunno how that is…
April 14th, 2006 at 11:56 pm
All I have to say is THANK GOD that someone who has never been associated with an ASUO program did not get elected… long live the Jared! Well… Walsh too, he will always be my President!
April 15th, 2006 at 12:28 am
Depends on if he survives my bloody coup.
April 15th, 2006 at 6:11 am
Isn’t a bloody coup by definition fatal to the members of the current regime?
April 15th, 2006 at 2:12 pm
Y’know, you’re right…
Bloodless coup!
April 17th, 2006 at 2:44 am
That’s pretty fuckin’ ridiculous, Anthony.
April 17th, 2006 at 10:16 am
I’m so glad the ‘coup’ joke isn’t getting old!
April 17th, 2006 at 11:03 am
Hey Slade nice language. You are obviously threatened by the truth. Long live freedom my friend.
April 17th, 2006 at 11:53 am
Coups never grow old…they just fade away until they are needed to be used again.
April 17th, 2006 at 3:23 pm
I thought my language was perfectly appropriate, under the circumstances.
Still ridiculous.
April 17th, 2006 at 7:18 pm
I would like the thank the commentator for the endorsement. Its nice to see that my experience won your vote over nice pictures on facebook. I’m a little hurt that you didn’t mention the pictures I have posted on facebook.
April 17th, 2006 at 7:34 pm
I don’t think it’s ridiculous to call a spade a spade, or a racist a racist in MEChA’s case.
April 17th, 2006 at 8:56 pm
…or a douche a douche…
If you’re afraid of MECHA, form a local chapter of minutemen.
Jesus, man… Why do you think God gave us guns?
April 17th, 2006 at 8:59 pm
BTW, it was a trick question:
God gave us the guns to stockpile. We only need to bring them out when the State threatens to impose a sales tax.
April 17th, 2006 at 10:33 pm
Mary, the commentator meeting is 6pm this wednesday night, room 309 in the EMU.
April 18th, 2006 at 3:57 pm
Afraid of MEChA? No. Suspect of their “por la raza todo” rhetoric? Yes.
April 19th, 2006 at 1:12 am
Really now, whose rhetoric is not suspect? Ayn Rand? That fireman-hating cock gobbler?