Election Watch: ‘Nobody puts baby in the corner’
Amy Higdon, assistant campaign manager as well as assistant girlfriend to executive candidate Todd Mann, has one of the most hilarious MySpace profiles I’ve ever seen. She loves Jennifer Aniston, ducks and her own crotch, according to her photo montage. Long live the ASUO election season!
Oh, and if you think it’s odd that the assistant campaign manager is also the girlfriend of a candidate, you’re not the only one. Although she doesn’t say it, Higdon is perhaps upset that Nick Hudson is dating ASUO exec candidate Amy DuFour. Count the number of times that Hudson is named in this piece, despite his not running for exec. To be fair, all of this is political, and Higdon does mention Filipelli and Axelrod a number of times as well. None the less, the ODE fails to catch or show the connection.
Enjoy Higdon’s crotch.
March 28th, 2006 at 1:23 am
I’m sure Amy has a nice crotch and all, but really Tyler you need to get a life! Buy some porn and live it up… possibly of Jennifer Aniston… or ducks?
As for your great research… you missed some things:
1. Dallas’s girlfriend is also his campaign manager
2. Jacob ran last year with his girlfriend Adi, who is undoubtably working on his campaign this year.
3. Why would Amy be “upset that Nick Hudson is dating ASUO exec candidate Amy DuFour”… last time I checked neither Amy was lezbian… but you are the reporter.
4. Jared’s campaign manager Ashley basically is his girlfriend… I’ll leave that to your imagination.
Long story short, I am a child molester.
March 28th, 2006 at 2:40 am
Uh…Nate…you shouldn’t have done that.
There’s a sleeping giant that I believe you have awakened.
March 28th, 2006 at 7:39 am
A sleeping giant called “website administrator”
March 28th, 2006 at 7:41 am
I am a child molester, my secret is out, you bastard!
Note: I am also a douchebag.
March 28th, 2006 at 12:35 pm
Nate: Can’t I rip on someone’s poorly executed Myspace page without you being a damn troll?
This wouldn’t happen to be Nate “Douche” Gulley would it (screenname: KidFresh)? I just want to know who my trolls are.
March 28th, 2006 at 2:23 pm
I just talked to the real Nate Gulley, who is currently in Denver and does not have internet access. Therefore, it couldnt be Nate Gulley writing these things. Thus, the question that I pose to you all is: What is the true identity of “Nate”?
March 28th, 2006 at 3:17 pm
Nate has a habit of posting from a UO computer:
Search results for: 128.223.162.33
OrgName: University of Oregon
OrgID: UNIVER-193
Address: 1225 Kincaid St
City: Eugene
StateProv: OR
PostalCode: 97403-1212
Country: US
NetRange: 128.223.0.0 - 128.223.255.255
CIDR: 128.223.0.0/16
NetName: UONET
NetHandle: NET-128-223-0-0-1
Parent: NET-128-0-0-0-0
NetType: Direct Assignment
NameServer: PHLOEM.UOREGON.EDU
NameServer: ARIZONA.EDU
NameServer: RUMINANT.UOREGON.EDU
NameServer: DNS.CS.UOREGON.EDU
Comment:
RegDate:
Updated: 1996-08-27
I would presume using free UO dialup, given that the IP address has been static over all of his spamming. Or he’s sitting in a campus office someplace, each is possible. Anyway, that’s his IP information.
March 28th, 2006 at 4:39 pm
So, we’re going back and editing people’s comments now?
(Welcome back, Tyler. Knowing the deep affection you hold for Lou Dobbs, I’m sure you’ll get a kick out of this.)
March 28th, 2006 at 4:50 pm
As strange as this is to believe, I had nothing to do with the child molester crack.
March 28th, 2006 at 5:01 pm
Heh. Actually, that is a little hard to believe.
March 28th, 2006 at 9:20 pm
There’s porn of Jennifer Aniston available? How could I have missed this.
March 28th, 2006 at 9:46 pm
Tyler!!
Stop fucking changing my posts asshole!
[Added By Timothy, who is not Tyler]
Nate: When you stop posting vapid, off-topic rants and spamming up our comment section with campaign crap, we’ll stop dicking around with your posts. It’s pretty simple, really. Do I like having to patrol our website for your crap? Not really. Will I continue to treat morons who spam the site as I see fit? Yes.
I’ll even let you in on a secret: as the OC site is a privately held space, I don’t even see the need to have a specific comments policy other than my capricious whim. Changing your comments around is akin to a shop owner painting over the graffiti murals put up by obnoxious, young ne’er-do-wells. Generally, I pretty much let things go (search for any of Deb’s old comments) but your campaign douchebaggery has really got my polka dotted panties in a bundle. Them’s the breaks, stop acting like an asshat and then we’ll leave your comments alone. Are we clear?
March 28th, 2006 at 10:52 pm
hey tyler welcome back
Im still voting for Todd
March 28th, 2006 at 10:53 pm
oh this is dave from lc, I quit the party party
March 29th, 2006 at 9:03 am
Yes, the story of your leaving has reached epic proportions, Dave. But the party party lives on, amigo. Oh, and you can vote for Stalin for all I care; these elections are a joke anyway.
March 29th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Good to see all is well with the elections. I was worried when I graduated that things would actually become civil and meaningful.
March 29th, 2006 at 3:54 pm
“When you stop posting vapid, off-topic rants and spamming up our comment section with campaign crap, we’ll stop dicking around with your posts.”
For the record, posting a couple of pieces of elections-related advocacy in a thread entitled “Election Watch” is not spam. It’s not even particularly off-topic, at least by our usual standards.
“Changing your comments around is akin to a shop owner painting over the graffiti murals put up by obnoxious, young ne’er-do-wells.”
And changing them so they say “I am a child molestor” is… what, exactly? Nate is perfectly capable of saying stupid things without being put through rewrites, Tim. There’s no need to give him the moral high ground.
March 30th, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Simply more of your pro-child-molestor propaganda, Olly. For shame.