While Mac users may be celebrating the release of the Intel iMacs and the (horribly named) MacBook Pro, some may be distressed to learn that Karl Rove has also been taken in by the Reality Distortion Field. It’s always nice to see stereotypes shattered. The real question is: where’s his Switch ad?

Rove: So it’s during the 2000 primary campaign and I’m writing some push poll questions on my PC when all of a sudden it starts going beep beep beep beep!

*astonished expression*

Rove: The next thing you know, it’s emailed a set of questions asking about John McCain’s illegitimate African-American child. What in the hell?

*angry expression*

Rove: I made up my mind then and there to switch. Well, that plus the fact that Jobs is such a snappy dresser. Will black turtlenecks ever go out of style?

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