Ahh, Ailee Slater. What would we do without your insights? Not since Simone De Bouvier Beauvoir has the world seen such consideration of the void:

In my opinion, the world at large is increasingly null and void, in and of itself. Were all going to die, be it from Avian bird flu, nuclear weapons, or some form of feisty, stormy air molecules.

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Lets talk about art and culture and ways to make humans a little happier.

If life is so dull, drab, and horrible, why waste time with movies at all? So that you can write gems like this, apparently:

You can guess a film is foreign when a quarter into the plot it turns out that the main character has been dead for years.

I’d have guessed the film was foreign because its title is La Mala Educacion, but maybe I’m being too perceptive.

Here’s a tip, Ailee: no one will ever love you, and if life is so dreary, it might be nobler to take up arms against ye olde slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

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