Al Qaeda condemned to Supercuts
Al Qaeda’s barber arrested
Walid Muhammad Farhan Juwar al-Zubayadi, also known as “The Barber”, has been arrested by U.S. forces. Zubaydi actually is a professional barber who altered the hair and beard colors and styles of senior Al Qaeda members in order to help them evade capture. I guess from here on out the worlds most dangerous terrorists will have to sneak into the mall for their perms and custom dye jobs. One wonders how long they’ll last now.
