http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/08/24/shooting-dr-messenger/ Free Minds, Free Markets, Free Booze Sat, 11 Oct 2008 08:32:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/08/24/shooting-dr-messenger/#comment-1473 Danimal Thu, 25 Aug 2005 04:04:58 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/08/24/shooting-dr-messenger/#comment-1473 From now on, instead of "asthma" I want doctors to refer to me being "breathing-challenged". As for allergies, I suffer from an immune system that is "exceptionally responsive to non-infectious foreign bodies." Hay fever it ain't. As for my challenging feet, I'd rather we called them "unique feet." And if anyone mentions my hereditary tendencies towards acid reflux and hypertension, you'll hear from my attorney. From now on, instead of “asthma” I want doctors to refer to me being “breathing-challenged”. As for allergies, I suffer from an immune system that is “exceptionally responsive to non-infectious foreign bodies.” Hay fever it ain’t. As for my challenging feet, I’d rather we called them “unique feet.” And if anyone mentions my hereditary tendencies towards acid reflux and hypertension, you’ll hear from my attorney.

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