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By: Sigmund

Sigmund — Mon, 04 Jul 2005 19:56:17 +0000

Oh dear Nickie,

You, my dear, were the one voice of sanity that has kept me glued to these posts. Your insight has strengthend me. In fact, you complete me.

Please come back.

Yours always, and remaining your dear,

Siggie

By: ed lear

ed lear — Mon, 04 Jul 2005 19:38:43 +0000

little nickie wickie with no one to play
you guys are not serious he was oft heard to say
so poor little nickie went far off to sulk
carrying off thetan and boldily hulk
nickie hoping that xenu would bring with the sun
some kind of new miraculous fun
but when his e-meter unfortunately froze
nickie left with nothing decided to doze
when he awoke he had hoped that things would have changed
but he found that his posting friends were still quite deranged
so he called upon l ron to right all the wrong
but alas this too failed as he got out his bong
my lord you can’t help me nickie was heard to have said
as he lit his pipe putting it to his big head
if you can’t help me I really must go
to the places you spoke of the places you know
so nickie got high and rereaded the posts
and realized how terribly he missed his old hosts
so he threw his e-meter and bong in the trash
and returned to his computer with one quick long dash
i never again will resign in quick haste
from the place that i thought was a waste
for i now truly realize he said with a grin
that i only i reside here within

By: Nick

Nick — Mon, 04 Jul 2005 17:14:27 +0000

I expected a serious, developing conversation dealing with the pro and cons of scientology and psychiatry, but I guess that was a shot in the blue.

Indeed, very serious messageboard.

I sign off, might look in if anybody accepted the challenge.

Nick

By: Timothy

Timothy — Mon, 04 Jul 2005 16:32:13 +0000

No. But don’t feel bad, I’d do the same thing to a Mormon.

By: rolie polie olie

rolie polie olie — Mon, 04 Jul 2005 16:27:44 +0000

I know you are so what am I?

By: Nick

Nick — Mon, 04 Jul 2005 16:05:22 +0000

Can you engage in a serious discussion please, and not behave like kids.

Come forward with your arguments.

Nick

By: Timothy

Timothy — Mon, 04 Jul 2005 11:56:26 +0000

Oh, sure, I’ll ban his IP right after I get done clearing myself of body thetans. That might be a while, I don’t have $500,000 to blow just now, and I’m not dumb enough to join up.

By: Katie

Katie — Mon, 04 Jul 2005 11:06:12 +0000

Scientology is raking in all the money coming in from dutiful deciples like yourself.

By: Katie

Katie — Mon, 04 Jul 2005 11:03:02 +0000

How much money are you bringing in for Miscavige? He is laughing all the way to the bank. By the way, Ron Hubbard was a big drug user.

By: Nick

Nick — Mon, 04 Jul 2005 05:19:35 +0000

Rolster,

Is there anything good about scientology at all? Have you read a book, done some courses, done some auditing?

Nick

By: Nick

Nick — Mon, 04 Jul 2005 05:17:25 +0000

Timothy,

Apparently some dick-weed amuses himself by calling himself “Nick” and perhaps “Jay”, communicating with himself? I find it disturbing and didn’t know severe mental patients were allowed here. Could you please block his IP so we can have a serious discussion here?

the real Nick

By: Nick Imposter

Nick Imposter — Mon, 04 Jul 2005 04:22:09 +0000

Jay,

I’ll have you know that my mother would never have dropped me. She was a wide receiver for the then as yet unknown NFFL. (Nat’l female football league - and yes, she did pass visual inspection) Therefore, I find you hypotenuese very insinuating.

Nick

By: "the real" jay

"the real" jay — Mon, 04 Jul 2005 04:18:42 +0000

Nick,

Regarding your imbecility, is there the slighest chance that it could be due to something other than the lack of neural synapses within your skull? Or perhaps, something external caused the paucity of neural connections? Perhaps your mother dropped you on your head as a wee lad?

Jay “the real” me. (can you hear the real me can ya can ya?)

By: e lear

e lear — Mon, 04 Jul 2005 04:12:52 +0000

a scientologist by the name of travolta
paparazzi chased him with a minolta
hooked to an e-meter
attached to his peter
he exclaimed l ron i’m gonna revolta

By: Nick

Nick — Mon, 04 Jul 2005 03:49:17 +0000

Jennifer,

I acknowledge you for your perspective that there are issues psychiatric drugs cannot touch.

Regarding your bi-polar, is there the slightest chance that the chemical imbalance might be CAUSED by something else? Since adrenaline can create a feeling in your body, but is stimulated by an external factor, could it possible also be so with bi-polar?

Nick

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Mon, 04 Jul 2005 03:15:03 +0000

I’m sorry, it’s an occupational hazard. For some reason, pre-pubescent males love the words labia, shaft, nocturnal emission, clitoris, and slough. They try to use them whenever possible. Because of operant conditioning, I hear them, roll my eyes, and think “spare me.”
This is an excellent example of a psychological issue that anti-depressants would not touch!

Other than that, I enjoy all the limericks. How about one about Travolta?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 04 Jul 2005 02:41:37 +0000

the girl jennifer had a fear
of something she had held quite dear
a little limerick
started by nick
now resulting in a tear

By: e lear

e lear — Mon, 04 Jul 2005 02:36:59 +0000

it seems that another has tried to eclipse
the brief reign of the poet laureate
yet the attempt did so assuredly miss
the target which he shot at

the only good to come of this deed
is the fact that mister lear has learned
quitting is not right so please now take heed
the king of the poets is returned

By: Jennifer again

Jennifer again — Mon, 04 Jul 2005 02:36:39 +0000

Nick, the assist process is very similar to a psychological treatment known as Dialectical Behavioral Therapy, which is receiving a lot of good press and feedback in the psychological community. It’s been around for about 30 years. You may want to reada little about it to see the similarities.

By: Jennifer again

Jennifer again — Mon, 04 Jul 2005 02:31:06 +0000

Nick, I do agree that many psychological problems originate in traumatic experiences. However, there is a big difference between psychology and psychiatry. Psychology deals with the difficult life experiences we all have experienced that may affect our functioning in daily life. Psychiatry deals with the brain as an electromagnetic, hormone reactive, cellular, and chemical reacting part of the human body. When there are problems with these processes, it is a physical illness like diabetes or kidney failure.

Example: I have several phobias. And, I have recently developed one of limericks. The phobias are learned problems with my mind. I also have bipolar disorder, which is capable of debilitating my whole body, despite my having a balanced, happy life with my family and career. This is a physical illness.