Comments on: The Ol’ “I’m Takin’ This Fake Cock to My Cousin” Ruse http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/ Free Minds, Free Markets, Free Booze Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:48:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Timbo http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1123 Timbo Wed, 18 May 2005 20:29:28 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1123 When someone finds white powder in the movies, they take a little taste to see what it is. Eww. When someone finds white powder in the movies, they take a little taste to see what it is.

Eww.

]]> By: Jean-Claude Ontario http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1122 Jean-Claude Ontario Tue, 17 May 2005 01:00:27 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1122 Dried urine snort...mmm. Dried urine snort…mmm.

]]> By: Jon Goody http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1121 Jon Goody Mon, 16 May 2005 22:24:45 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1121 Yup. Yup.

]]> By: Clint http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1120 Clint Mon, 16 May 2005 22:06:16 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1120 I suck. I suck.

]]> By: Timothy http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1119 Timothy Mon, 16 May 2005 20:58:15 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1119 Wonderful. Fucking government. Wonderful. Fucking government.

]]> By: Ian http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1118 Ian Mon, 16 May 2005 20:52:45 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1118 This sounds like a job for... FEDERAL GOVERNMENT! *Batman Theme Song* This sounds like a job for… FEDERAL GOVERNMENT!

*Batman Theme Song*

]]> By: Melissa http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1117 Melissa Mon, 16 May 2005 20:07:45 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1117 "The police detained him because he was carrying vials of white powder through the airport." I hope no shady officers took sample snorts... “The police detained him because he was carrying vials of white powder through the airport.”

I hope no shady officers took sample snorts…

]]> By: Timbo http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1116 Timbo Mon, 16 May 2005 19:54:32 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1116 The police detained him because he was carrying vials of white powder through the airport. They didn't know it was dried urnine, and they're not going to believe the guy carrying it until they test to see if it's coke or H or something. His detainment at the airport had nothing to do with his troubles with the league. The police detained him because he was carrying vials of white powder through the airport. They didn’t know it was dried urnine, and they’re not going to believe the guy carrying it until they test to see if it’s coke or H or something.

His detainment at the airport had nothing to do with his troubles with the league.

]]> By: Clint http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1115 Clint Mon, 16 May 2005 18:08:49 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1115 ^^^^^^^^^^^^ Now see, if that guy was writing comics I bet they would be funny. There's a suggestion, put him on the staff, and you can even keep the same idiot currently writing them as the crappy artist. ^^^^^^^^^^^^

Now see, if that guy was writing comics I bet they would be funny.

There’s a suggestion, put him on the staff, and you can even keep the same idiot currently writing them as the crappy artist.

]]> By: imnotdaft http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1114 imnotdaft Mon, 16 May 2005 18:01:01 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1114 Why he was detained? You have to understand the system. When you apply for a federal job they give you both a psychological and an intelligence test. If you fail the psycho you get assigned to customs and immigration. Fail the intel - then it's off to homeland security at the airport for you. 'Nuff said! Why he was detained? You have to understand the system. When you apply for a federal job they give you both a psychological and an intelligence test. If you fail the psycho you get assigned to customs and immigration. Fail the intel - then it’s off to homeland security at the airport for you. ‘Nuff said!

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1113 Anonymous Mon, 16 May 2005 15:13:47 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1113 He failed a drug test for Mary Jane resulting in his four game suspension last year. He failed a drug test for Mary Jane resulting in his four game suspension last year.

]]> By: jr http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1112 jr Mon, 16 May 2005 01:50:30 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1112 the whizzinator is a dangerous weapon the whizzinator is a dangerous weapon

]]> By: Rock Malibu http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1111 Rock Malibu Sat, 14 May 2005 18:45:04 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1111 You think he's on steroids or dope? Both? You think he’s on steroids or dope? Both?

]]> By: Timothy http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1110 Timothy Fri, 13 May 2005 18:13:10 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1110 When you try to fool drug tests, the terrorists win. When you try to fool drug tests, the terrorists win.

]]> By: Casey http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1109 Casey Fri, 13 May 2005 18:13:03 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/13/the-ol-im-takin-this-fake-cock-to-my-cousin-ruse/#comment-1109 What I don't understand is why the police detained him. As far as I know, it's not illegal to try and beat a drug test, at least when it's not being given by a law enforcement agency. What I don’t understand is why the police detained him. As far as I know, it’s not illegal to try and beat a drug test, at least when it’s not being given by a law enforcement agency.

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