The Ol’ “I’m Takin’ This Fake Cock to My Cousin” Ruse
When will Onterrio Smith learn: Airport security will always find your stash of plastic cocks and freeze-dried urine. Always, my friend.
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The Ol’ “I’m Takin’ This Fake Cock to My Cousin” RuseWhen will Onterrio Smith learn: Airport security will always find your stash of plastic cocks and freeze-dried urine. Always, my friend. 15 Responses to “The Ol’ “I’m Takin’ This Fake Cock to My Cousin” Ruse” |
May 13th, 2005 at 2:13 pm
What I don’t understand is why the police detained him. As far as I know, it’s not illegal to try and beat a drug test, at least when it’s not being given by a law enforcement agency.
May 13th, 2005 at 2:13 pm
When you try to fool drug tests, the terrorists win.
May 14th, 2005 at 2:45 pm
You think he’s on steroids or dope? Both?
May 15th, 2005 at 9:50 pm
the whizzinator is a dangerous weapon
May 16th, 2005 at 11:13 am
He failed a drug test for Mary Jane resulting in his four game suspension last year.
May 16th, 2005 at 2:01 pm
Why he was detained? You have to understand the system. When you apply for a federal job they give you both a psychological and an intelligence test. If you fail the psycho you get assigned to customs and immigration. Fail the intel - then it’s off to homeland security at the airport for you. ‘Nuff said!
May 16th, 2005 at 2:08 pm
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Now see, if that guy was writing comics I bet they would be funny.
There’s a suggestion, put him on the staff, and you can even keep the same idiot currently writing them as the crappy artist.
May 16th, 2005 at 3:54 pm
The police detained him because he was carrying vials of white powder through the airport. They didn’t know it was dried urnine, and they’re not going to believe the guy carrying it until they test to see if it’s coke or H or something.
His detainment at the airport had nothing to do with his troubles with the league.
May 16th, 2005 at 4:07 pm
“The police detained him because he was carrying vials of white powder through the airport.”
I hope no shady officers took sample snorts…
May 16th, 2005 at 4:52 pm
This sounds like a job for… FEDERAL GOVERNMENT!
*Batman Theme Song*
May 16th, 2005 at 4:58 pm
Wonderful. Fucking government.
May 16th, 2005 at 6:06 pm
I suck.
May 16th, 2005 at 6:24 pm
Yup.
May 16th, 2005 at 9:00 pm
Dried urine snort…mmm.
May 18th, 2005 at 4:29 pm
When someone finds white powder in the movies, they take a little taste to see what it is.
Eww.