When will Onterrio Smith learn: Airport security will always find your stash of plastic cocks and freeze-dried urine. Always, my friend.
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What I don’t understand is why the police detained him. As far as I know, it’s not illegal to try and beat a drug test, at least when it’s not being given by a law enforcement agency.
Why he was detained? You have to understand the system. When you apply for a federal job they give you both a psychological and an intelligence test. If you fail the psycho you get assigned to customs and immigration. Fail the intel – then it’s off to homeland security at the airport for you. ‘Nuff said!
The police detained him because he was carrying vials of white powder through the airport. They didn’t know it was dried urnine, and they’re not going to believe the guy carrying it until they test to see if it’s coke or H or something.
His detainment at the airport had nothing to do with his troubles with the league.
What I don’t understand is why the police detained him. As far as I know, it’s not illegal to try and beat a drug test, at least when it’s not being given by a law enforcement agency.
When you try to fool drug tests, the terrorists win.
You think he’s on steroids or dope? Both?
the whizzinator is a dangerous weapon
He failed a drug test for Mary Jane resulting in his four game suspension last year.
Why he was detained? You have to understand the system. When you apply for a federal job they give you both a psychological and an intelligence test. If you fail the psycho you get assigned to customs and immigration. Fail the intel – then it’s off to homeland security at the airport for you. ‘Nuff said!
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Now see, if that guy was writing comics I bet they would be funny.
There’s a suggestion, put him on the staff, and you can even keep the same idiot currently writing them as the crappy artist.
The police detained him because he was carrying vials of white powder through the airport. They didn’t know it was dried urnine, and they’re not going to believe the guy carrying it until they test to see if it’s coke or H or something.
His detainment at the airport had nothing to do with his troubles with the league.
“The police detained him because he was carrying vials of white powder through the airport.”
I hope no shady officers took sample snorts…
This sounds like a job for… FEDERAL GOVERNMENT!
*Batman Theme Song*
Wonderful. Fucking government.
I suck.
Yup.
Dried urine snort…mmm.
When someone finds white powder in the movies, they take a little taste to see what it is.
Eww.