With that said, Tim, my only real problem with the publication is that pile of shit comic that you keep stuffing into every issue. I wasn’t specifically flaming anyone since the “author/artist” of the comic had the sense to leave his name off the piece of trash. I know you’re desperate for some filler, really desperate since you’re requesting pieces from “illiterate trolls” on your blog, but for that filler I’d recommend going back to the “now hiring” pages you stick in there. Those are half-way amusing with minimal effort required.

..and yea Tyler, the Spew section is a few steps behind.. you fucking dolt.. somehow reading, “I know you don’t have a damn about Social Security. I know now that I’ve mentioned Social Security you’re probably not going to finish reading this article.” doesn’t quite stack up to, “It doesn’t work that way in real life, but that doesn’t matter because in this class I am God.” I won’t even mention the responses to those two pieces, because one is head-and-shoulders above the other.

-Iann

There was a piece about how the Commentator sucks. Didn’t you read Sara Brickner’s article?

-Iann

We are always willing to listen to the concerns and critiques of our readership, unless anyone has anything less than adulatory to say about anything I have ever written, in which case they can bite me.

P.S. I suck.

And if you have a problem with the publication, why do you keep reading it? I mean, I keep reading the Insurgent, but I don’t send them letters about how the shit they printed in ‘98 was, like, so much more fucking insane than the stuff they print now.

Tim is right: At a certain point you stop adding anything to the discussion section of this blog, and at that point you become a troll.

Hey, but we’re willing to take submissions. Write something for the publication. Prove you can write humor. I’ ve already proven it, Clint, so suck it.

Can’t you do any better? Deb Frisch did better when she was flaming on Verdon’s blog. I mean, really, the asshats who made sport of throwing food at Cross Country runners when I was in high school did better than the above, I feel as if you’re not taking your trolling seriously enough.

More effort, less being a mongoloid. Or maybe you can start a magazine, bitch.

..and the comic still sucks balls. I stand behind my original statement and in fact.. I’m not really surprised some of you idiots think its funny, based on the fact that most of the articles you guys are writing these days suck from a humerous standpoint anyways. Your attempts at humor are generally in vain these days.

At first I was going to attribute that to the fact that you’re writing more “serious” pieces than “comedy” pieces.. but when I attended there the serious pieces contained such a sarcastic wit that is thoroughly lacking in today’s OC. Even your Spew section is a few steps behind. Go back and read the roots you bitches, maybe you can get an inkling for comedy that way.

Go take that comic into any bar on campus, and try to find someone that’s going to laugh about it. Hell, I’ll be flying back into Oregon sometime next month and I’d be willing to give 2 to 1 odds that if I take you to any bar of my choosing (we’ll stay out of Springtuckey) you won’t get anyone to laugh at that comic. Take me up on the offer if you really think otherwise, bitches.

P.S. ..and don’t worry, I’ll just get you drunk with the money I win from that bet anyway.

Why just yesterday when listening to a 20-20 T.V. preview, “George Lopez made millions laugh with his hilarious brand of comedy, but what those millions never knew was how close to death George Lopez really was.”

Clint: “I’ll bet it wasn’t as close as John Ritter.”

Definitely not on par with a “math rabbit” whose “going to rehab.” Or “donkey jerky.”

Yea, that confirms it.. someone’s sucking someone else off to get his comics in the paper.

Not my fault Clint has no sense of humor.

Math Rabbit is freakin’ funny. All in agreement, type aye!

And, lest we forget, the Emerald had Pat Payne …