From The “Let Me Taste Your Tears” Desk: International Edition!
I know I’ve been going on about foreign affairs a bit lately, but these elections only happen once every four or five years.
Anyway: I am going to be keeping an eye out for the prose stylings of this Richard Gott fellow from now on.
Blair has followed in [Neville Chamberlain’s] footsteps, and is destined for the same place in history’s hall of infamy. Like Chamberlain, he is an arrogant and God-fuelled appeaser, the unseemly ally of an unbridled country that presents a global threat similar to Germany in the 1930s.
Your eyes do not deceive you: he really did just go there!
The most popular slogan at the moment is “Blair must go”. This simple message echoes across the political spectrum from the Conservative party to Respect, and even into the ranks of Labour itself. It clearly has majority support in the country. Blair is a war criminal who should be locked up behind bars without a vote, not standing for election.
Mmmm. Sweet, delicious tears. Do not be misled by reports of Labour’s “sharply reduced” majority: compared to any British parliament with the exception of the last two, a majority in the sixties is thoroughly convincing.
May 10th, 2005 at 9:09 pm
Those peoples crazie! Okay maybe he invade Iraq by doing some tricky, yes, bad! But! They have for no right justice! No permation to make Blair same like Hitler!
May 11th, 2005 at 3:16 am
Ah, you’ve missed some of the fun back here. Blair (or, hilariously if you’re George Galloway of the Sir I Salute Your Indefatiguability Party, Bliar) is actually doing a good job of rounding on the critics. There was some pleasant line-em-up-and-knock-em-down stuff on the pre-election interviews where he totally skewered a few whiny A-level students.
The Stop The War coalition is itself an absurdity these days too- having been a little over-gregarious with its membership invitations, you’re left with the Socialist Worker’s Party standing shoulder-to-shoulder with the Muslim Association of Britain, which has as one of its aims the introduction of sharia law to England. Nice.
May 11th, 2005 at 7:10 am
Socialists aligned with totalitarians?!?!? Colour me not so very shocked.
May 11th, 2005 at 9:53 am
You always spell “color” that way, Tim, or are you trying to fit in?
May 11th, 2005 at 9:59 am
I tend to spell it that way usually. I know it’s a dirty, Red-Coat habit, but quitting is just so hard. Plus I think it looks more aesthetic that way.
May 11th, 2005 at 10:44 pm
Quitting may be hard, but how did you start? I’m curious.
May 11th, 2005 at 11:29 pm
I honestly don’t remember, I think long ago in Junior High after reading Hitchhiker’s Guide and Lord of the Rings in quick succession.
May 13th, 2005 at 1:06 pm
Meanwhile, the crusade against hoodies continues…
May 13th, 2005 at 2:13 pm
Ah. Wonderful. How dare people attempt to avoid CCTV surveillance?
May 13th, 2005 at 2:44 pm
That’s it, I’m going to “Cool Brittania” and I’m taking only my very best hooded parkas, robes, rain jackets, and wind-breakers!
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