Comments on: Just Another Day In Paradise http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/ Free Minds, Free Markets, Free Booze Fri, 21 Nov 2008 22:24:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Big M http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-994 Big M Thu, 05 May 2005 15:25:58 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-994 Melissa: Would sideways also help? Melissa: Would sideways also help?

]]> By: Melissa http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-993 Melissa Thu, 05 May 2005 14:05:59 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-993 Ha! That made my morning. Fuck comment spam. Fuck it to hell and back. Ha! That made my morning. Fuck comment spam. Fuck it to hell and back.

]]> By: Jean-Claude Ontario http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-992 Jean-Claude Ontario Thu, 05 May 2005 12:02:51 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-992 "Girls can get out and do all of these overly sexually performances and we applaud them and that's not right," said Democratic Rep. Al Edwards of Houston Why not? It's free! Imagine it as a public good, a booty-licious public good... “Girls can get out and do all of these overly sexually performances and we applaud them and that’s not right,” said Democratic Rep. Al Edwards of Houston

Why not? It’s free! Imagine it as a public good, a booty-licious public good…

]]> By: Timbo http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-991 Timbo Wed, 04 May 2005 16:18:58 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-991 Lascivious! Bawdy! Ribald! Meet me in the street at high noon, boy. Bring yer guns. And bullets. Lascivious!
Bawdy!
Ribald!

Meet me in the street at high noon, boy. Bring yer guns.

And bullets.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-990 Anonymous Wed, 04 May 2005 03:33:06 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-990 While on the topic of Texas... While on the topic of Texas…

]]> By: Melissa http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-989 Melissa Wed, 04 May 2005 03:22:52 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-989 Meh. Gives new meaning to "Fuck Texas". The average comment spammer's mate requirements appear to be "hot blondes on video viagra cialis penis enhancement live sex brittney spears preggers sex." In that order. I can't wait to see the results that one brings on Google. Meh. Gives new meaning to “Fuck Texas”.

The average comment spammer’s mate requirements appear to be “hot blondes on video viagra cialis penis enhancement live sex brittney spears preggers sex.” In that order.

I can’t wait to see the results that one brings on Google.

]]> By: Timothy http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-988 Timothy Wed, 04 May 2005 03:09:36 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-988 Texas-fucking dick? Your dick is inflated like bad hair, dry, and yellow? That's sad, and kind of scary, you might want to see a urologist about that. Texas-fucking dick? Your dick is inflated like bad hair, dry, and yellow? That’s sad, and kind of scary, you might want to see a urologist about that.

]]> By: P Diddy http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-987 P Diddy Wed, 04 May 2005 02:29:04 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-987 what about some good Cambodian breast milk... what about some good Cambodian breast milk…

]]> By: Ian http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-986 Ian Wed, 04 May 2005 00:57:23 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-986 My mom ain't a horse, and that seems to be most of spammers' choice of mate. Although if she is a horse, that would explain my enormous Texan-fucking dick. My mom ain’t a horse, and that seems to be most of spammers’ choice of mate.

Although if she is a horse, that would explain my enormous Texan-fucking dick.

]]> By: Timothy http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-985 Timothy Wed, 04 May 2005 00:11:35 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-985 Fucking your mom. Fucking your mom.

]]> By: Ian http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-984 Ian Tue, 03 May 2005 23:49:42 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-984 Where are the sex site spammers when you need them? Where are the sex site spammers when you need them?

]]> By: Danimal http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-983 Danimal Tue, 03 May 2005 23:18:56 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-983 VULVAE! VULVAE!

]]> By: Melissa http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-982 Melissa Tue, 03 May 2005 23:04:56 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-982 Yup. That's what I was looking for. BOOBS! EGGS!! Yup. That’s what I was looking for.
BOOBS!

EGGS!!

]]> By: Danimal http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-981 Danimal Tue, 03 May 2005 22:52:35 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-981 Not sure what you want from me here, Melissa. Is this a reference to my own spectatular man-boobs, or a cue for me to rack up a little more praise of the feminine kind? Either way: BYUUBES!!! Not sure what you want from me here, Melissa. Is this a reference to my own spectatular man-boobs, or a cue for me to rack up a little more praise of the feminine kind? Either way:

BYUUBES!!!

]]> By: Melissa http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-980 Melissa Tue, 03 May 2005 21:08:10 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-980 Know what else? Breast milk. That shit should be illegal. All feedin' children and whatnot... by advocating breastfeeding, people promote an anti-woman atmosphere. Mothers shackled by their reproductive lactation "duties"? I think not. Mammary features have so many other functions (enter Danimal...). Know what else? Breast milk. That shit should be illegal. All feedin’ children and whatnot… by advocating breastfeeding, people promote an anti-woman atmosphere. Mothers shackled by their reproductive lactation “duties”? I think not. Mammary features have so many other functions (enter Danimal…).

]]> By: Melissa http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-979 Melissa Tue, 03 May 2005 21:05:38 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-979 My god, now I can't eat anything! Bread, meat, processed cheese food, now eggs and dairy! I'm going to starve to death, and I'm blaming it on the feminists. My god, now I can’t eat anything! Bread, meat, processed cheese food, now eggs and dairy! I’m going to starve to death, and I’m blaming it on the feminists.

]]> By: Jan http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-978 Jan Tue, 03 May 2005 21:02:03 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-978 Chickens and cows perpetuate the male rape culture. Duh. Chickens and cows perpetuate the male rape culture. Duh.

]]> By: Danimal http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-977 Danimal Tue, 03 May 2005 20:33:29 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-977 Splitting hairs is a form of oppression, Timbo. Splitting hairs is a form of oppression, Timbo.

]]> By: Timbo http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-976 Timbo Tue, 03 May 2005 19:21:13 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-976 I thought slugs were hermaphrodites. I thought slugs were hermaphrodites.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-975 Anonymous Tue, 03 May 2005 18:44:49 +0000 http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2005/05/03/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comment-975 Stupid people never realize when they're being stupid, do they? Stupid people never realize when they’re being stupid, do they?

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