Sign outside the EMU today: “COME FIND OUT WHY EGGS & DAIRY AREN’T FEMINIST FOOD”.
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May 3rd, 2005 at 1:23 pm
Because a true feminist doesn’t consume the ova of other, multispecieal feminists?
May 3rd, 2005 at 1:39 pm
Why, of course: egg hens and dairy cows are sex slaves of the patriarchy! Why hadn’t I noticed that before?
And so we have the inevitable cross-breeding of identity politics and animal rights. Well, since we’re headed this way, I might as well raise some awareness . . . Alert the LGBTQA: They’re eating transsexuals in Asia!
May 3rd, 2005 at 2:40 pm
And Toby felt threatened by the OC….
May 3rd, 2005 at 2:44 pm
Stupid people never realize when they’re being stupid, do they?
May 3rd, 2005 at 3:21 pm
I thought slugs were hermaphrodites.
May 3rd, 2005 at 4:33 pm
Splitting hairs is a form of oppression, Timbo.
May 3rd, 2005 at 5:02 pm
Chickens and cows perpetuate the male rape culture. Duh.
May 3rd, 2005 at 5:05 pm
My god, now I can’t eat anything! Bread, meat, processed cheese food, now eggs and dairy! I’m going to starve to death, and I’m blaming it on the feminists.
May 3rd, 2005 at 5:08 pm
Know what else? Breast milk. That shit should be illegal. All feedin’ children and whatnot… by advocating breastfeeding, people promote an anti-woman atmosphere. Mothers shackled by their reproductive lactation “duties”? I think not. Mammary features have so many other functions (enter Danimal…).
May 3rd, 2005 at 6:52 pm
Not sure what you want from me here, Melissa. Is this a reference to my own spectatular man-boobs, or a cue for me to rack up a little more praise of the feminine kind? Either way:
BYUUBES!!!
May 3rd, 2005 at 7:04 pm
Yup. That’s what I was looking for.
BOOBS!
EGGS!!
May 3rd, 2005 at 7:18 pm
VULVAE!
May 3rd, 2005 at 7:49 pm
Where are the sex site spammers when you need them?
May 3rd, 2005 at 8:11 pm
Fucking your mom.
May 3rd, 2005 at 8:57 pm
My mom ain’t a horse, and that seems to be most of spammers’ choice of mate.
Although if she is a horse, that would explain my enormous Texan-fucking dick.
May 3rd, 2005 at 10:29 pm
what about some good Cambodian breast milk…
May 3rd, 2005 at 11:09 pm
Texas-fucking dick? Your dick is inflated like bad hair, dry, and yellow? That’s sad, and kind of scary, you might want to see a urologist about that.
May 3rd, 2005 at 11:22 pm
Meh. Gives new meaning to “Fuck Texas”.
The average comment spammer’s mate requirements appear to be “hot blondes on video viagra cialis penis enhancement live sex brittney spears preggers sex.” In that order.
I can’t wait to see the results that one brings on Google.
May 3rd, 2005 at 11:33 pm
While on the topic of Texas…
May 4th, 2005 at 12:18 pm
Lascivious!
Bawdy!
Ribald!
Meet me in the street at high noon, boy. Bring yer guns.
And bullets.
May 5th, 2005 at 8:02 am
“Girls can get out and do all of these overly sexually performances and we applaud them and that’s not right,” said Democratic Rep. Al Edwards of Houston
Why not? It’s free! Imagine it as a public good, a booty-licious public good…
May 5th, 2005 at 10:05 am
Ha! That made my morning. Fuck comment spam. Fuck it to hell and back.
May 5th, 2005 at 11:25 am
Melissa: Would sideways also help?