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Give Them A Pulitzer

The ODE gives us another entrant in the on-going “Blindingly Obvious Headlines” department. Today’s contestant: Student leaders break promises.

In other news:

  • Ocean Found To Be Salty
  • Sand Can Be Melted To Make Glass
  • The Sun Is Hot
  • To Call Daily Emerald
  • Headline Writers ‘Mongoloid’ Insulsts Mongoloids.

    10 Responses to “Give Them A Pulitzer”

    1. Marla Says:

      Man At Bank in Texas Has Too Much Time on His Hands : )

    2. Melissa Says:

      I thought the guest commentary in same issue was great. I’d like to talk to that girl about joining the staff.

    3. Timothy Says:

      Girl At Publishing House In DC Needs Hobbies :-)

    4. Clint Says:

      Hey, I’m from California damnit.

    5. Timothy Says:

      Mel: You mean Ailee Slator? She used to have an ODE column, you know. It was, well, severely substandard.

    6. Big M Says:

      I think she was talking about Allie Senger, who did the writeup on Playboy being on Oregon’s campus.

    7. Timothy Says:

      Wow, I totally misread that name. My bad, as they say.

    8. Danimal Says:

      I actually think the sun is kind of homely.

    9. Jean-Claude Ontario Says:

      Jael is in one of my classes and as she was millin about I held up the back page as I read.. ;)

    10. Tyler Says:

      If Ailie Slater posed for Playboy I think my penis would go into a state of constant hibernation.